How do I legally break into my house because I left the keys inside.?

John, by the time a person reaches your age you'd think he'd be a whole lot smarter. It's your house. You can drive through the front door if you want.

So how's your sex life going? "My name is Billy I'm 60 years old my wife Lauren left me for John, f*cking hate that c*nt, and she took the Ford pickup truck. How am I supposed to carry around all of my useless junk now?"

Break a window, call all locksmith, whatever. It's your house, any way you choose to get in is legal.

Don't break in. Call a locksmith.

One cannot "break in" to one's own house regardless how that is done.

By taking a break from rocket science.

Any way you want to.

If you are the legal owner, you can't be charged with breaking into your own house. Just be prepared to prove to the cops that the house legally belongs to you.

call your relative who has a key -- cheapest by far. if you have outswing doors as I do -- remove hinge pins on one of the doors using neighbor's tools. and if you're a tenant, call landlord or manager

It's your house- anyway you choose to get into it is legal. Some will be more expensive than others- call a locksmith.

Assuming nobody else (but you) has a key, you could try opening one of the windows. Beyond that, it will be cheaper to hire a locksmith.