What kind of bug is on me?

That is NOT a tick, looks like some kind of small beetle, probably harmless.

Looks like a beetle to me.

If you ever suspect a tick, just count the legs. Ticks are arachnids, so have eight legs. All insects have six legs.

JUst a plant beetle not harmful at all.

That is NOT a tick, looks like some kind of small beetle, probably harmless.

It looks like a beetle bug, but it also has the shape of a tick. Yours is, however, just a beetle bug. The front legs are way too short to be a tick. Tick front legs are really longer than the other legs. See attached link to picture of ticks:

There are millions to choose from. I'm guess they were on you before you went

outside. Either furniture or residence-wide infestation. They'd ride you for body

liquids, mating, laying eggs, and defending their turf from arriving migrants.

Does it have four legs on each side? It's hard to tell from the photo how many legs it has and there is nothing to compare size, but it looks like what is commonly known as a "dog tick." Dog ticks are everywhere, not just foliage.

https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1CHWA_enUS649U...

Looks like it could be a tick. Get it off asap as Lyme's disease is very dangerous.