Humans and god A interesting story?

As i gaze upon social media i do indeed see what our future beholds. I see a future of Superficialness and a increase in Sperm competition between males fighting one another to breed with the best looking female with a beautiful face and a good behind. I sometimes enjoy watching humans Fight one another over rivalry within relationships. I usually stand at a distance and laugh to myself. I even like to sometimes Do a david Attenborough voice over while i go into work and see fellow humans in their natural habitat although the pubs are my favourite place to be. I see females put on makeup only for it to melt in the sun and males who Push out their chests like pigeons to make them look more taller to give off an commando presence. Without commando presence males look weaker and are more susceptible to bullying and less likely to breed. What do you think?