Atheist/secular Parents, what's the craziest thing a religious person has said to you about you being a parent?

I once had someone tell me I'd better get my kids to church or they would grow up to be criminals.

All four of my kids are well-adjusted, kind, moral, productive members of society.

"If the bible says the rod of discipline is good and a mountain of research says it's harmful, I'll believe the Word of God."

I don't think you'll find very many atheists here with kids. They've aborted them all.

"I don't try to be less crazy than other people." I just try to love everyone the same."

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