Ever went on a date with a girl that stinks?

No. One time this girl was standing by me at the parole office, talking to me while we waited. I kept thinking I smelled sh!t, so I picked up my feet to see if I had stepped in dog doo. The girl interrupted herself to ask what I was doing, so I told her what I thought I was smelling. She laughed (in my face) & I realised it was coming from her mouth, but she picked her feet up & looked at the soles of her shoes too. Nothing there. She laughed again & I tried not to gag. She said, "woo! it ain't on me" Then she asked me if I wanted to go to her place later & get high. She said she was horny too. By this time I had stepped back from her quite a ways, so she was walking towards me. I swear to God, I know she ate sh!t before coming to the p.o. I told her "no thanks" Said "you shouldn't be doing sh!t either girl, cause you're gonna end up back in jail". She laughed a big puff of poo in my face & agreed. Then I walked away.

In answer::::: have you never wondered why women wear make up and perfume..... Well its because they are ugly and they stink.....eh

I was horny enough, that I really didn't notice, until we were done.

No but i was going to but for that reason decided not to. it would be very difficult telling someone you like they stink especially when your just starting to get to know them.