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? asked in Politics & GovernmentPolitics · 1 year ago

If Jesus Christ had sex with Donald Trump on national TV would you believe in God and repent?

If Jesus took Trump by the wig and gave him a good ground and pound before you, would you while attempting not to be aroused repent of your sins and ascend into heaven?

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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
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    I'd pay to see you eaten by an alligator alive.

  • scott b
    Lv 7
    1 year ago

    Jesus Christ isn't real. And if he WERE, then he'd be Jesus Christ, and wouldn't be having sex with Donald Trump.

    That is screwed up in so many ways, you really should seek some counseling.

  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    Would that be a pay per view event or free to air? 

  • Toby
    1 year ago

    If Jesus wants my soul he's gonna have to vore it out of me.

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