Religion & Spirituality, since you already know me, what's the best Holy Bible version for me?

A KJV Bible with a Strong's Concordance.

It is helpful to use a concordance to check the original meaning of a word in the Greek or Hebrew.

Some words have two or more meanings and it helps to check the word in the Greek or Hebrew to see what the actual true thought that is trying to be put forth.

Get a good old King James.

The fact of the matter: The King James version only.

I like NIV or NRSV.

There are no versions of the Bible, just translations.  Some are excellent and some are not worth reading.  And since we don't know you, we have no idea what you're looking for, but I recommend the Catholic-approved Bibles.  Whatever you think of Catholics, their scholarship is excellent.

You can use any Bible for a Bible -study. But I use the NWT because they is written in a modern understandable language.

ANY bible that you will not miss, if you use it 

to start the BBQ when you get through reading it. 

I don't know you but I suggest the NRSV. 

Or a Parallel Bible with NRSV, NLT, NASB, and The Message. 

The people on here ignore me every time I type in "Jesus is Lord" or "Jesus is the Lord". You basically can't type it in either without copying or pasteing...But, are you ignoring me as well? I'm just confused as in if I was supposed to birth Jesus or if I'm Jesus...The thing is, I accidently been reading people what the Holy Bible said and it hasn't been the same since.

The Lolcats Bible.