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Soon there will be only two kinds of people - those with toilet paper and those without. Unfortunately, the people who listened to all the warnings, thought ahead, planned, and gave up treats and luxuries to invest in those little 4"x4" squares will be easily recognizable with their lack of fecal scent and clean hands. What will you do when they come door to door, armed to the teeth, demanding to check your bathroom closet and under the sink for T-Paper? Will you surrender the Charmin and Angel Soft...Or will you resist?
I was in a store where a woman removed the LAST pack of toilet paper. She had none in her cart and it was just a 6 roll pack. The 8 or 9 people in the aisle looked to want to kill or mug her. Meanwhile people in the check out line with 10 of those packs - 60 rolls - nobody said peep or gave a second glance.
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- L.N.Lv 71 year agoFavorite Answer
You can have my toilet paper when you take it from my crusty brown bunghole.
- Anonymous1 year ago
I'm not an idiot, I bought a giant pack of the 15 inch industrial rolls. I actually heard people say they rejected some types of TP to find their favorite brand. While everyone needs their precious buttholes cared for by ultra soft, double layer, super soft Charmin, having run out using corn cobs instead...
- Anonymous1 year ago
Who in their wildest imagination would have imagined toilet paper would become
a National Treasure? I saw a beggar on the side of the road with a sign that
said "Will work for toilet paper".
- Anonymous1 year ago
We are ready. Every non essential business in Pennsylvania must close. We have toilet paper, food (lots, we made soup today), water, pop, and all the other necessities.
