Is peanut butter a meat?

Indeed, and you have the peanut beetle to thank for that. The process is similar to a bee with honey, although the butter meat is derived from the dung of the beetle.

Of course it ISN'T.  

Yes. But only on Friday's at 5pm....

~Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?

Yes its actually from lamb livers

no but I wanna taste of your meat hiiii

Nope.............

Yes, it's the processed glandular excretion of a reptile found in Central and South America.

What a stupid question, yes of course. 

No, although it is a source of protein.  So, if you're giving up meat for Lent, PB&J is okay.  

GOOD QUESTION as I have often wondered the same - I think in the right circumstances it IS a meat of sorts!  :)