Liberals, is mayonaise an asault weapon?

😄 Only if it's on top of an elote with parmesan cheese and chilli powder.

Then yes. It's fvckin' deadly.

I don't believe mayonnaise is a weapon of any sort. What are those liberals thinking? My thoughts and prayers go to them in hopes of them learning from what they've done. -Susan on Ipad

could be if its still in the jar. I wouldn't want to get hit in the head with a full jar of mayo.

You misspelled "mayonnaise" and "assault." 

If you throw it hard enough, anything can be.

Your mamma loves it in her cooch, so no!