Good response to this overused joke?

I'm SURPRISED I didn't FALL asleep DURING this QUESTION!!!........😂😂😂😂

How about, only if you promise not to put any of it on the exams.

That’s a longass question..🧐

Just say.........Nah,  that's what the cell phone photo's are for. 

"Dude, the FBI already knows all about you."

Tell him you don't  need to, you have the photos.

There are a couple of good responses.

- No promises, I am always looking for good meme material

- Let me sleep on it

- Oh, it is okay, I already have photos for blackmailing you when it comes to exam time, so I won't need these recordings for that at all

- *Said in the most deadpan manner possible* Having discussed this matter with my legal team, I hereby resolve to only use the information contained in these recordings for their intended and already stated purpose and will not facilitate the use of them by anyone else except for the same purpose, with the exception of the possibility of criminal matters revealed within the recordings as required by state and federal law, and for the purpose of giving other people a good laugh, should you say something stupid. 

Don't worry. I always edit  carefully before I do.

You won't even recognize it in Court.

Just use the joke yourself.