once anyone reads even a little of this title this spell is cast and works forever?

in the afterlife my dad has an endless supply of cold grape koolaid (already mixed with water and just the right amount of sugar), an endless pack of menthol cigarettes i smoke this so give him those, an endless sixpack of coors lite beer, and endless supply of those little pizzas the good ones the single person round ones, an endless supply of the tacos my highschool gave us, an enless lighter. he can summon them at will and share with anyone he wants a small house with electricity and a tv that gets all the football games and satalite tv , the house should have a porch with a nice yard, and an endless block of sharp cheddar cheese, an endless plate of red beans and rice like my grandma made them, an endless plate of my grandma's biscuits and gravy.          THX BIG YELLOW FOR THIS FAVOR I TAKE ALL YOUR CURSES UPON MYSELF 15 MINUTES INTO THE FUTURE AND THEY ARE TO BE PLACED INTO MY UNIVERSAL DECURSER AND THE UNIVERSAL DECURSER IS TO BE ACTIVATED IMMEDIATLY AS THE CURSES ARE PUT IN (MAKE SURE TO PUT THEM INTO THE DECURSE LOCATION