Why do most liberal men have beards and wear skinny jeans?

Ah, that's why everybody with Native American blood is conservative.  No beards.  

I believe those people are called Hipsters, but I think we are reaching the tail end of the Hipster movement, as it is seeming to fade out, as fads do. Plus skinny jeans can contribute to jock itch. 

https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2014/jun/22/en...

I find it interesting that what seems cool to people, does not stay cool for long. It strikes me that something that is truly good is lasting, and remains classically loved. 

Wow - you people are REALLY reaching, aren't you?  What do Conservatives wear?  Mustaches, bell-bottoms, and white socks with suits?

Lone Star Patriot was the only leftist I have seen...

No.  Most are morbidly obese and rarely venture out of their parent's basements.

Because they are F A G S that hate America 

Those are the liberal women