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What’s something offensive someone has asked you? How did you react?
People ask me if I’m pregnant because I have a beer gut. I usually just tell them I’m pregnant with pizza rolls.
2 Answers
- Gummy RoachLv 72 weeks ago
A few years ago before my grandmother passed away, she asked me, "So... when are you going to give me a grandchild?" I responded by saying, "Wouldn't you rather I give you a grand daughter-in-law first?" That totally shut her up, as she wasn't expecting that answer.
- 💜ꕶιཞҽɳ🎶🧜♀️Lv 72 weeks ago
I don't even have a beer or food gut, or have ever been pregnant
...but one time this lady I sort of knew had it her head that I was pregnant for some reason and asked me about it. I turned around and solemnly told her that I lost the baby just weeks ago. The look of horror on her face omg.
I was probably an àss for going that far, but I like to ensure that for the next person they will think twice before opening their mouth again.
