What happens if your wife stops putting out?

You get the Dallas Deputy to give you a reach around.

If I was married and my wife decided that she no longer wished to have sex. I'd still keep her around if she took care of the house and did her chores as a woman.

I would make sure that she was insured very well with life insurance. And I would take good care of her in her final days on Earth. Need I say anymore

either you figure out why

or you find someone else to bone

It means she's sick and tired of living with a sexist jerk and has decided to stop pretending to be sexually attracted to you. You may as well file for divorce because she is not going to forgive you, therefore your relationship is history. Treat your next wife better.

Doesn't that happen to all married men? Isn't that why they have affairs?

She is married to a Liberal man; he ain't getting nothing until 2024!

she found a neeeeegrow