Is the GOP's 'crisis at the border' hoax just a distraction away from Biden's great jobs report?

Shhh... They'll soon be sending Covid carriers to a school in your neighborhood, and there's nothing you can do to stop it, else you'll be denounced and cancel-cultured as a racist. 

Daddy! There's a new student in my class! It's so funny! He can't even write his own name! And he's HUGE! They had to get a special chair and desk just for him. He seems nice, just coughs a lot and looks sad. And has some funny marks on his arm, like drawn with a pen that looks like pencil.

To be continued, as the classrooms get more crowded...

Thats it exactly.