Is it true that if you masturbate more than once a day your hand will fall off?

If that was true most men on the planet would be missing both hands. 

I would've had hooks for hands by 14.

 If that was true you would be typing with your feet.

I can 100% assure you that it's true!  I had to learn to type with hooks.  It was an expensive learning curve, I tells ya.

I can promise you that this is not true

No but it might make the wrist a bit sore though for guys and elbows for gals...

N.Shadows

Has your hand fallen off yet? That should be a clue.

Of course it isn't true.