I'm nervous to get my covid shot. Any advice ?

Why. You’re just getting a chip implanted in you so bill gates can monitor everything you do. 

One of us. One of us. One of us.

Have you ever gotten a shot. Same procedure. The difference is that you’ll probably have a sore arm about 1 or 2 hours later. You might get a fever or headache the next day but no big deal. It’s mostly minor. 

I couldn’t wait to get my covid shot. As soon as I heard that our workplace was giving shots on a first come first serve basis because it had a bunch of extra shots, I went immediately. It was great seeing a non-employee turned away while employees got their shots. She was telling someone over the phone that she was turned away. 

Advice? What "advice" could possibly make you not be such a paranoid whiny baby? Over 100mil Americans have rcvd it and you don't see us shaking in our boots. Cowboy-up, for cryin' out loud!

If you are getting this shot, my advice to you is to enjoy your last days on this earth.

I'm not getting it.  

just a little scratch and you're done, no big deal.

Yes.  Picture yourself intubated in the ICU because  you didn't get it.  That should help.