Can anybody in Royalty please give me Bruce Heath's address and telephone number so I can visit him?

Cell 13, Azkaban, Onchan, Isle-of-Man. You can call the governor direct to arrange visiting rights...by the way, just to let you know, they are NON conjugal visiting rights.

It should be easy to find his number, visit public toilet cubicles in Onchan. I think the halfarsed glory holes are down to him too, where someone started drilling and got tired and there is just a small dent.

He is a resident at Heywood Court, Onchan. I don't know his room number but the warden would get letters to him. I published his phone number a couple of years ago but he rather unsportingly changed it.