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Anonymous asked in News & EventsCurrent Events · 5 days ago

Have you ever shagged a puffin?

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  • ?
    Lv 6
    5 days ago
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    Certainly not! 

    Who do you think I am? Nigel Farage?

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  • Anonymous
    4 days ago

    Royal Male aka SPK2 is a Wankpuffin and a Cockwomble so maybe he can tell you? 

  • F
    Lv 7
    4 days ago

    No but I have puffed a shagging!

  • Anonymous
    4 days ago

    anyone who even tries that can expect me to invoke my right of prima nocta

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  • Anonymous
    4 days ago

    I have no idea what any of that means. Is that Harry Potter? 

  • Nobby
    5 days ago

    And this is why YA is closing down

  • ?
    Lv 6
    5 days ago

    no but licked a puffy before , she tasted good ...

  • corny, but still never was a cornflake girl
    Lv 7
    5 days ago

    No but I have ppppicked up a penguin

  • Green Puffin
    Lv 7
    5 days ago

    No, that's impossible.  Puffins are cute little birds and they are very shy and would fly away pdq, if they saw you coming.

  • catrin l
    Lv 7
    5 days ago

    That’s a royal privilege. Apparently.

  • Anonymous
    5 days ago

    Bristol City                            

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