Steven

At bedtime, I thin about what the plan is for the next day.

On my desk, I put the clothes I will need the next morning,with shoes and clean socks under the desk

This saves time getting dressed in the mornings.

The clock shows 3:42 PM, Friday 10 April.

I will have to start in about 30 minutes.

I am fixing --

1) Combination Salad,dinner crackers, with French or Italion dressing

2) 1/4 pound Hamburger Patty,

with chopped onions and peppers

3) Green Beans, lightly salted

4) sliced Apples and Bananas

5) Dinner Rolls,

with (real) butter and (real) honey

6) Vanilla Ice Cream,

with chocolate sauce and strawberries

7) fresh coffee, or fresh tea

Should I set a place for you?

I live in the Frozen North of Wisconsin.

At 8 AM Friday 10 April, I have 1 1/2 inches of snow on the ground and 30 degrees.

It is another Great Day in Wisconsin.

I took the dog and the cat for a walk around the block. The dog loves the snow but it freaks the cat out.

For me, it is the 6th of each month.

All the major bills are paid for the month, groceries for the month are stocked in the pantry, the car gets a wash and filled with gasoline, and my girlfriend and I go to a restaurant to celebrate our friendship..

The Easter Bunny did not leave any eggs or candy. He just tore up all the decorations and crapped in my Easter Basket.

I am an adult father to a 16 year old girl.

I was in just stepping out of the shower, when my daughter rushed in the bathroom, pulled down her pants, and sat on the toilet.

I said, " What the Hell, I'm taking a shower". Susan said, " I have to pee, NOW." We stood there for a few seconds, her looking an my parts and me looking at her parts. Susan reached out and touched my penis and balls. Then she said, "The health class told us about a guys parts, and I wanted to see yours, Dad."

I mean something you own.

I have 2 things, depending on the what I am doing.

#1) a 1912 German Luger semi-automatic Pistol.. It is 103 years old and still works well. All of the serial numbered parts match and it is worth a lot of money. I shoot it on the weekends and carry it when in the woods (wolf and bear country)

#2) a photo album from my days in the US Military. It has pictures from 18 years service and all the important records and documents from my life

life in the Village of Crivitz, State of Wisconsin, 54114 USA

The Anus of Wisconsin

Where the Men make work, the Women make babies, and the Politician talk $HIT

I am an old man who graduated High School in 1970. I drove a 1958 Ford Station Wagon to school. It had a 352 cubic inch (5768 cc) V8 engine, and all the extras that were standard in 1958. It was a great car to go shopping or to take a girl on a date. I am looking for another 1958 Ford Station Wagon that I can rebuild.

1) I despise our city leader.

2) I have a female friend who is pregnant.

THE PLAN

Have the pregnant friend do home pregnancy test.

Of course it will be positive

Mail the pregnancy test to the village leader at the city hall.

Include a note -- "I am pregnant, what are WE going to do? love Carol"

(city leader is married and his wife is NOT named Carol)