ClarKent6979

Got legally divorced at the beginning of last year but we filed jointly so now it is tax time again and i need to know how much of the return from last year i have to claim (i only kept a third of the return because i make less)

There are all kinds of grants you can apply for before school but why aren't there any that you can apply for after you graduate to help pay for school. For example if you have kids there is a grant to go to school. but if you have kids after you graduate and need to quit your job to take care of them because day care is going to cost more than you make in a week. Why is there no grant to pay back some loans for that?

What power supply should i get with the GIGABYTE GA-970A-UD3 AM3+ AMD 970 SATA 6Gb/s USB 3.0 ATX AMD Motherboard

I need to replace the fan on my Nvida 8400 GS video card does anyone know the size or part number and where to get it?

What is the actors name that plays Jack (the body double) in Love actually?

Can fast food places charge extra for a large size meal when I have a coupon that says "free value meal" and no where on it does it say that there is any size restriction?

Like I said in the title a big air bubble comes up when i flush my toilet I need to know how to fix it.

Thanks

A telemarketer calls my home just about every night. I have called them back and had them remove me from the call list. But they still call me almost every night. What can i do about it? I live in the United States by the way.

On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan. She asks her class to raise their hands if they are too. Wanting to impress the teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little boy. The teacher looks at the boy with surprise and says *Andrew, why didn't you raise your hand?*

*Because I'm not a Yankees fan* he replied.

The teacher still shocked, asked *Well, if your not a Yankees fan then who are you a fan of?*

*I'm a Red Sox fan and proud of it* Andrew replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears.

*Andrew, why are you a Red Sox fan?*

*Cuz my mom and dad are both Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too!*

*Well* said the teacher in an annoyed tone *that is no reason for you to be a Red Sox fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?*

*Then* Andrew smiled *I'd be a Yankees fan.*

This is so pathetic... because it is true! Help us!!!

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good ****."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking

"Oh **** what the hell happened?"

26: Bonus: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you

and can't find one to save your sorry old ***. Then you forward it to a bunch of old friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it & do the same.

Men vs. Women

COMPARING NICKNAMES

If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.

If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, comb, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337... A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

CATS

Women love cats.

Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will only dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no sense in two people remembering the same thing.

When im looking at the marriage & Divorce section of YA i often see people (generally Christians) ripping into people getting divorces. Saying that you should work it out NO MATTER WHAT. Does that mean if a woman's husband is beating her silly every night that she should just shut up and take it or if a mans wife is constantly telling him he is stupid and no good to the point that he is thinking of nothing else (which in my opinion is just as bad as physical abuse) that

When im looking at the marriage & Divorce section of YA i often see people (generally Christians) ripping into people getting divorces. Saying that you should work it out NO MATTER WHAT. Does that mean if a woman's husband is beating her silly every night that she should just shut up and take it or if a mans wife is constantly telling him he is stupid and no good to the point that he is thinking of nothing else (which in my opinion is just as bad as physical abuse) that he should just deal with it because getting a divorce is WRONG?

I'm not trying to bash you believe what you believe i just want to know what justifies that way of thinking?

We are moving this weekend and we don't need a lot of our stuff but we already had a yard sale i want to know if there are any shops that will buy the things we don't need.

Looking for some more comics like those any suggestions?

I am simply wondering how it is that religion can simply ignore scientific facts right out? I mean if I say I don't believe that fire burns and I step in a campfire guess what I'm gonna burn. Please no harsh comments I really am curious

According to some people being a good person and trying to be nice to everyone isn't good enough I have to be religious too. But i just can't ignore all the scientific FACTS out there. Why is that?

Why do people on here insist on re-posting the same damn question every day several times a day in all different categories just to get the same answers they always get? And when someone tells them to stop posting that question they e-mail that someone and basically call them a raciest when the answer they left has Absolutely nothing to do with race. And then make it so the person can't respond to that e-mail? I just don't understand people. I know it sounds like a rant but i honestly just want to know what people are thinking the accomplish when they do this.

What is the tax rate on winnings in massachusetts (like if someone won publishers clearing house or something like that)?