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Is there anyone out there familiar with the program Administrator's Plus, from Rediker software? It is typically used in schools to schedule students.

I have started a principal's position at the new school and need to do the scheduling for the fall. No one is in the office, except for me, for the next two weeks, and I am completely lost with this program. Unfortunately, we have no manual!

Is there anyone who can help me by answering a couple of questions? I would be forever greatful if you would email me.

I am in charge of making the hospitality basket for the men's room at a friend's wedding. Since I am not a male, does anyone have any good ideas of what should be in there?

I know that ABC originally ordered 13 episodes of the show to be produced, but because of the writer's strike only 7 of the 13 were ever created - meaning that the last episode aired last night. Does anyone have any information on when and if the show will return to air?

What is the dance song that has a fade in (almost to what sounds like a yodel), it gets louder and says something like, "la di da di, la di da do, la di da da da"?

After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw that it was so beautiful.

Saint Peter came by; the woman said to him "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word", Saint Peter told her.

"Which word?" the woman asked.

"Love."

The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.

About six months later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.

"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?" "Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a big mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation and I went water skiing today. I fell, the ski hit my head, and here I am. How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word", the woman told him.

"Which word?" her husband asked.

"Czechoslovakia."

An oldie, but goodie...

A woman goes in to an ice-cream shop and says, "I'd like a dish of chocolate ice-cream". The guy behind the counter says, "I'm sorry m'am but we are out of chocolate ice-cream".

"Okay", she says, "give me a chocolate and vanilla twist."

"Sorry", he responds, "we have no chocolate ice-cream".

"In that case," she says, "give me a waffle cone with chocolate ice-cream".

Infuriated he responds, "Lady, spell the straw in strawberry."

"S-T-R-A-W", she says.

"Great, now spell the van in vanilla".

"V-A-N" she answers.

"Excellent," he says. "Now spell the f**k in chocolate".

Confused she replies, "There is no f**k in chocolate".

"Lady," he says "you're right!". "There is no f**kin' chocolate, that is what I have been trying to tell you!"

Just to let everyone know, the site is still up and running for people to read the live feed updates. They have closed the forums to new posters because of the volume of people.

Just thought that you would all want to know.

I have about had it with Rescue Me... and become more and more offended with each passing episode. My husband is a fan and I enjoy cuddling and getting my head rubbed as he watches the show. For that reason, I suffer through.

After the previous episode I am torn as to whether or not I will watch again. Does anyone know if he threw the baby in to the river? If he did I will no longer be watching. I want to know before I sit down to watch next week's episode. If he really did it I will never watch this distasteful show again. Killing a baby is definitely more than I can tolerate.

Does anyone know where I can watch full episodes of "You Can't do that on Television" online? I grew up watching it, but a friend did not have cable and has never seen it.

Thanks.

I missed the feeds this afternoon. What did the housemates get in exchange for wearing bunny suits til Wednesday, agreeing to have cow manure dumped on them hourly, Jen giving up her chance at the 250,000 if she makes it that far, being on slop for the remainder of the time, and giving up chance at HoH for the next 5 weeks?

Seems like some shady deals went down, I am just wondering what they were.

Thanks.

I was about to respond to a question about where to get a loan asap, and I was going to tell the person not to go to a credit place because the interest rates are often 90% and above, AND I REACHED MY DAILY LIMIT!!!

I hate that. Yahoo needs to come up with a warning system. !!!

My husband and I are going to Montreal for a long weekend. Plan us a trip. The only guidelines is that it must be affordable. We are looking for fun, not necessarily luxurious.

No single ideas please, plan for a whole day!!!

We will choose one plan and use it as a guide when we go.

Could the houseguests please vote to get rid of Ameber already? I am so sick and tired of listening to her run her mouth, campaign against people and then cry as soon as they are on the block. The girl is a blubbering fool and has got to go!

Did anyone else notice that Danielle did not seem overly upset when Nick left last night? She cried so often about what to do (Nick or her boyfriend), you would think that she would have been more upset. In fact, she was comforting others who were struggling.

I am starting to wonder if leading Nick on and playing coy was all part of her strategy!

Yum... has anyone else tried the new flavor "Stephen Colbert's American Dream"?

It as vanilla ice cream, chocolate covered waffle cone pieces and caramel swirl.

It is so good!

I ordered Playboy for my husband and I really like to read it myself. Neither of us are really in to porn... but the magazine has really great advice, recommendations for books and movies and great interviews.

The problem is that when you order the magazine they sell your address and telephone number to all sorts of hardcore porn companies. Over the past year we have received free videos, magazines and catalogs.

Did anyone else encounter this problem? If yes, did you keep subscribing to the magazine? Did you renew?

How much do you all love Heather and Ed when they are together. I used to watch them in the am (along with JC Monahan). They were my absolute faves!!!

Is anyone else completely bothered by the bad overacting of the actress that plays Greenlee? This woman drives me nuts. Maybe I liked Rebecca too much, but this girl is just not right for the part.

I was at a barbecue and they were playing a game that reminds me of horseshoes.

There is a wooden box, and what looks like a coffee can in it. Teams take turns throwing discs at the box. It is worth more points if you get it in the can than in the box.

Does anyone know what the name of the game is? What the rules and scoring are? And can you buy it in the stores?

Did anyone try Justin Timberlake's new restaurant Southern Hospitality yet? I heard that the menu is unique (such as fried pickles) and was wondering how it was.