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My son is two and he has to have on "Elmo's Potty Time" as soon as we get home from daycare. It has to stay on until he goes to bed. I've pretty much memorized it. Sometimes I catch myself singing along and it drives me crazy.

When I say good actor/actress, can you act as if someone's comments or actions didn't bother you, then let is fester in your mind for a while?

Those with children, I'm sure we can agree that we love them more than anything...but what is that one thing or things that he/she does just that drives you crazy.

My son is 2 and he drives me crazy when he:

1. Licks everything

2. Jumps in front of me when he sees which way I'm walking

3. Constantly runs into the vertical blinds on purpose.

If you had to base your current marriage strictly on sex, would you say you would be happily married, separated, or divorced?

This is interesting. If you haven't done this already, go to the website below and put in your birthdate. It will tell you who you were in a past life. Who were you?

http://www.thebigview.com/pastlife/

We learned this in camp when I was like 10. Don't ask me how I remember:

"As I was walking down the street one dark and dreary day,

I came upon a billboard, and much to my dismay,

The sign was torn and tattered, from when it stormed the night

before.

The wind and rain had done it's job and this is what I saw:

Smooooke Coca-Cola Cigarettes.

Chew Wrigley's Spear-a-mint Beer.

Ken-L-Ration dog food makes your wife's completion clear

Simonize your baby, with a Hershey's candy bar.

And Texaco's a beauty cream that's used by all the stars.

So, take your next vacation in a brand new Frigidaire.

Learn to play the piano, in your grandma's underwear.

Doctors say that babies, should smoke 'til they are three.

And people over 65 should bathe in Lipton tea...with flow-thru

teabaaaaaaags!"

What food does your child just love? My son is 19 months and he loves pizza. He will see a pizza commercial, it could be anybody, and he'll go crazy saying..."Peez! Peez"

Do you think if we didn't have pets here to entertain us, would the world be in worse shape than it already is?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12PsUW-8ge4

What was the worst present you bought someone for Christmas? A few years ago, I was travelling to the east coast to visit my mother and I had to stop at the last minute and get a gift. She is very difficult to shop for and I had no idea what to get. So I stopped at Walgreen's and got her the Clapper. I knew it wasn't a great gift, but I thought it was helpful. She is always greatful of anything that is given to her becuase she is a giving person, but I felt really bad. I still do. So this year I bought her a flat-screen television.

Has anyone ever heard of the word discomfitting? Someone used that word in our email conversation and I assumed they meant discomforting. I challenged that person's intellect and I was incorrect. It was a valid word and I have no way of telling that person I apologize. I've never felt more stupid and embarrassed in my life. I am an educated man with a degree in Business and I couldn't even confirm the validity of a word used in our English language. I am a man who admits when he is wrong and I wanted to apologize to that person, wherever they may be.

Do you think it would be possible to use certain cooking oils with high smoke points in place of standard 5w or 10w motor oil. Refined Avocado Oil and Safflower oil both have smoke points of over 500 degrees. Since care engines normally don't reach this point, do you think the engine could function properly running on these oils?

Before our first child, I was taking a testosterone booster for my workout and we ended up having a boy. I have been taking another testosterone booster for my workout regimen. My wife and I are expecting our second child and I wondered if it actually has an effect on what sex the baby will be. She thinks it will be a girl, but I have a feeling it's another boy. Has anyone ever heard of this or experienced it?

This is supposedly the only woman who has a chance to beat Laila Ali. Think she has a chance?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cryGyND4jw4

There is a woman that delivers our mail and she is the sexiest Mailman I've ever seen! My God she is fine! I've fantasized several times about her dropping off more than a package at the house. Have you ever fantasized about your mailman or delivery person?

Three broken bones in right arm, internal bleeding, and concussion (fell from roller coaster)

Ruptured achilles tendon

Dislocated right shoulder

Dislocated thumb

Stitches over right eye (busted glass), forehead, chin, right arm, finger, thumb, and ankle

I'm a total blank. How do you create a link to a website directly into your answer (ex. http://www.espn.com)/?

If I stand up for any prolonged amount of time (maybe 30 minutes), my lower back begins to ache and becomes weak. Are there any suggestions as to best alleviate the pain and to prevent from happening again? I want to use a trip to the Chiropractor as a last resort.

Did anyone happen to see the end of the Sell vs. Smith fight? It was a movie-type ending. They were beating each other pretty good. Sell catches Smith with a wicked body shot that doubles him over in pain. As soon as Sell moves in to finish him, Smith unloads a big right hook. Bam! Fight over. Best ending to a fight I've ever seen.

Why is it when alot of women, and men, who have unprotected sex, become surprised and sometimes disappointed when they find that she may be pregnant? It shows how much power sex has over our minds. It's like they want to forget what could happen, but when it does happen, all of a sudden, they're concerned.

I have NEVER cheated on anyone because my conscience wouldn't allow it, and I never will. However, woman have this power that goes without speaking. I see so many that I just wish I could have...I fantasize so much about beautiful women that I see. They are an amazing species.