Annoying things your child does...?

Let's see here...do I have enough space?

-Every morning they race me to the pantry & refrigerator and start taking stuff out and telling me, "I want I want I want!"

-No matter where I am or what I am doing, one of them is always under foot.

-My 2 1/2 year old plows into me at any given moment, for no apparent reason.

-My 4 year old always has to have first pick, be first in line, first in the truck, first out of the truck, first in the tub, first out of the tub...I think you get the picture.

-Oh! I almost forgot, first on the toilet...while his little brother sh*ts his pants waiting...gotta love that one!

-They are always in the baby's face (when I don't want them to be) but if I ask them to talk to him while I am busy, they won't.

-Ignores the T.V. when cartoons are on, but as soon as I turn it to something I want to watch, all I hear is, "I want cartoons!"

-Pays no attention to a certain toy for months, until their brother touches it.

-Talk or make annoying noises non stop.

-Start fighting/hollering/running when I pick up the phone (when 2 seconds earlier they were perfect angels).

-Constantly ask me questions that I can not answer, and when I can not answer, my 4 year old asks 12 more times.

I could go on, but I won't...it will seem as if I can't stand my wonderful boys :)

My son drives me crazy by repeating what he wants in this high-pitched squealy voice. He's only 2, so his speech is not perfect, so it sometimes gets really out of hand when I can't understand what he's asking for. Just the other day he was trying to communicate something to me that I didn't understand, and I counted in my head how many times he repeated this same word...and it was well over 30 times before I was able to distract him with something else. It gets quite annoying to say the least. LOL.

My son did the thing with the vertical blinds too! That didn't bother me so much, but he seemed to really enjoy how crazy it made his daddy!

My youngest son...age 4: picks his nose..and yes...eats it. will look at me mouth wide open and with a look that says ha ha mom, you can't stop me...sticks his finger in his mouth and smacks his lips as he sucks the booger off...he also announces to everyone..no matter where we are-church, dinner, store etc...that he has to go to the bathroom...will make the announcement that he smells something...EVERYTIME...mom, I smell something..then will sniff the air for a good minute or 2 trying to hold on to the smell (or recognize it?)...will ask Dad, did you farted...in church...

my oldest...11 yrs old comes home 15 minutes late...because he wasnt' sure if I meant (his words..)'did you mean be HOME at 5 or leave their house at 5?"...Um...HOME!!!!!

my middle 10 yrs old (stepson) knows all the Weird Al parodies and sings them loudly in the car when the real song comes on...even though you turned the radio up not only because you like the real song and NOT the parody....but to drown him out, he sings louder....

My kids

OH BOY THAT WAS A GOOD A GOOD ONE. HERE ARE MINE I HAVE 3 KIDS 5 -14

1. NEEDS MILK AND JUICE BEFORE BED IN THAT ORDER. NOT THIRSTY @ ALL. BUT, OH CRYS FOR IT

2. HAS TO TELL ME SOMETHING AND FORGETS WHEN I SAY WHAT.'

3. CHEWS REALLY LOUD REALLY LOUD WHEN EATING.

4. HAS TO TALK WHEN EVER I AM TALKING EVEN IF IT IS NOT IMPORTANT. MUST GO MOM MOM MOM

WHAT, OKAY OKAY.

5. MY SON SAYS OH MY GODD OH MY GODD MOMMMM.

6. I HATE YOU MOM 10 TIMES OVER.

ALL THE THINGS I LOVE ABOUT THEM . THEY ARE MINE. THEY ARE SWEET KIND LOVING FUNNY SMART AND NO MATTER WHAT I WOULD NOT CHANGE THOSE 6 ANNOYING THINGS ABOUT THEM. BUT, I DO LOVE THE END OF THE DAY ALOT WHEN EVERY ONE IS SLEEPING

i have two sons but the youngest is still 8 months old but his older is always trying to test my patience. lol. here are some of annoying things he likes to do:

1. he knows how to answer me back. especially when i'm trying to make him finish his meal..i always tell him "you have to finish this soon or else your younger bro will eat all of these"..he'll just make an annoying face and tell me "go on..have him eat my meal". what's up with this kid? lol

2. he likes to yell or screams.

3. he's soo scared of cockroaches..

4. he do what he wants and everytime i call him by his name...he'll just ignore me, act as if he hears nothing. dammit! lol. but i know for sure that he hears me.

he's only 3 y/o..and i have to deal with his annoying things for life.

Okay, my 3 year old embarrasses me in public places! Especially public bathrooms. She's just so darling and asks the most innocent but embarrassing questions.

She asked an overweight neighbor what was in her belly and why it was "the biggest belly".

After talking about our favorite colors one day, we were eating at a restaurant. In the restroom, she loudly announced, "Mommy, my pee-pee is your favorite color!" (yellow).

And I won't go into details about another announcement during a road trip potty break, but it was about pubic hair.

I love her to death, but the things she says sometimes just makes me cringe.

1 eats with his fingers while standing on the chair

2 tries to get on my back

3 screams for no reason

4 mommy mommy at the top of his lungs

5 always turns my computer off

6 thinks he owns the DVD player

I can go on...regardless he is my little guy, he can walk all over me, but I still love him...he just turned 3

She doesn't like to sit (at church, sporting events, etc.)

If I turn my back for a minute she'll pour all the milk into glasses, inevitably spilling a lot of it.

We pray at bedtime and she interrupts to tell long rambling stories.

The blinds is my #1

Crawling on the floor in public places (YUCK!)

Son does that tongue roll thing (blah-blah-blah) making noise and just doesn't stop (ugh!!!!!!!!!)

gotta love 'em though, because every morning, like clockwork, he comes in and gives me the sweetest "good morning mommy" and my heart just melts!!!

4yr old girl...gets in my face, sometimes leaning on me, and repeats herself (100x's) even after I've answered.