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Let us pay our tribute to the legendary Michael Jackson, thanking him for starting the music mainstreams of today's artists and we'll never forget the impact that he has made in our world today.

RIP Michael.

Amen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ber5DrM6dG8

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/25/mi...

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."

Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."

"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodka."

The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one really bad day."

"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."

The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.

When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.

The bartender said, "WOW! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

"Yeah, my wife..."

Strategic Management and how to start it's assignment? Currently, I was told to do a assignment on Strategic Management Process and is lost for details though.

How to you kick-start the assignment and what must be done? Your advise is deeply appreciated.

Cheers :)

...are in the Tourisms and Hospitality circles?

PS I'll be graduating with the above-mentioned certification next month. Please help <:<

Hope that all of you can add her as a friend.

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http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=Avg8TzjKl...

...any of the FIFA World Cup statistics on fans and gates collections (amount collected)?

Heard from the documentary that water is good for our complexions though. Any other pros on water?

Other than doing household chores, what other usage is water used for?

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.

(why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.

(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.

(Walmart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.

(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.

(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.

(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.

(just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.

(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.

(like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.

(just leave'm in the middle)

Cheers and have a nice week ahead :)

I've only left 2 years of my lifespan due to a bone marrow disease though. If you were me, how will you spend the remainder of your lives though?

Cheers and have a nice week ahead :)

Luciano Pavarotti, opera's biggest superstar of the late 20th century, died Thursday September 6th 2007. Pavarotti, who had been diagnosed last year with pancreatic cancer and underwent treatment last month, died at his home in his native Modena at 5 a.m., his manager told The Associated Press in an e-mailed statement.

His wife, Nicoletta, four daughters and sister were among family and friends at his side, manager Terri Robson said.

Let us all send our mourning to the late Pavarotti, who's given his all to the world of operas and our condolence to his family.

Rest In Peace Sir.

Amen.

http://sg.news.yahoo.com/ap/20070906/ten-pavarotti...

http://sg.news.yahoo.com/ap/20070906/ten-pavarotti...

http://sg.news.yahoo.com/afp/20070906/ten-entertai...

Pupil: "My teachers call me 'Surrender'."

Mum: "Why do they call you that?"

Pupil: "Because they take one look at me and gave up."

Cheers and have a nice week ahead :)

Geek: "Have you heard about the dynamite website?"

Other Geek: "Yes it really blew my mind."

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Teacher: "What are the four elements?"

Pupil: "Fire, Earth, Water and Internet."

Teacher: "Internet?"

Pupil: "Yes, my dad says when I'm on the web I'm in my element."

Cheers and have a nice week ahead :)

Mum: "Why aren't you going to the party? You were invited."

Son: "I can't go because it says from six - eight and I'm ten."

Cheers :)

City boss Sven-Goran Eriksson welcomed defender Kiatprawut Saiwaew, 21, defender Suree Sukha, 25, and striker Teerasil Dangda, 19, to Eastlands.

The trio are accompanied on the trip to north-west England by Thailand coach Chanvit Polchovin.

Seems like after a failed bid for Liverpool F.C, it's Man City's gain to have ex-Thai premier Thaksin Shinawatra as its new owner. Do you think that businessmen in Asia wanna try their luck in England to bring exposure to asian players as well as T.V.coverages?

Girl: "Does your mum like shopping on the Internet?"

Boy: "No, her trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer."

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Cheers and Have A Nice Weekend :)

Thanks and have a nice week ahead.

Cheers :)