Andy

Well managed to solve the mystery of the smoke blowing from exhaust,.. after trying several helpful suggestions which cleaned up inside engine to say the least, redex in plugs helped engine now ticking over like a swiss watch and reek has gone. What it was was the Lambda Sensor on the exhaust was not connected up as I didn!t know this controlled the mixture of air and fuel, perfect. Now have electrical nuisance, dashboard light is showing continuious radiator warning light as I put in a new rad, and this is still showing, any safe solutions, want to keep bulb intact. Also keep getting ABS warning light from time to time then it goes out when turn ignition off and on? Have bled brakes new diskes, pads ect? thanks in advance people.

OK, aquired an old !93 Mercedes benz 190 E. This vehicle had sat shamefully for, since 2004 gathering Moss and rust. Was given offer to buy for pracicaly nil, thought how it could be restored and took it on. Right when I took it all tyres where flat (replaced), hubs and brakes seized, ( freed them), had it taken to a place where I could work comfortably on it, there were a right few things not so serious so these were fixed first. cleaned it up and over a week it really looked quite good. Restored braking system and this and that, engine started at a touch and was very quiet, quite alot of soot having sat so long still all ok, then Reek, smoke, from exhaust, took advice and was told this will clear itself after awhile as it!s because it HAS sat so long. Anyway can anyone say for sure what they think about this. Plus will a drive shaft from drivers side of another 190 fit exactly on passenger side or will I have to replace with passenger side shaft? took on a nightmare but will go on.

The clutch pedal goes to the floor and stays there when changing gear. Not every gear but quite regular whilst changing up and down. he has tried bleeding it a, a few times no difference, also he has replaced the cylinder much to his frustration no change(pardon the expression). We are both baffled. Can anyone, I just know there is someone waiting for this one to remedy, lets hope. This cylinder is located uder the vehicle below the clutch pedal and is very awkward to get small eight ml spanner in to bleed or try to replace. We have asked about,searched Haynes manual, scratched heads, could it be anything to do with the Servo-Unit? or any other source. This is a nice old car and worth repairing, please any suggestions would be most appreciated. Thanks in advance, Andy.

Question was about dream paralysis, my answer, according to sympons do you like a drink? symptons not unlike withdrawal from drink symtons, no offence only trying to help,as I worked in this field, only trying to be helpful and not offensive. personally I thought the complaint was crap, not comparing it with some, so if some question askers can!t stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen. ALL answers welcome.

Is there any way fencing should be facing, meaning, do the slats have to be facing towards neighbouring garden? In other words can one put the "nice side" facing towards the owner of the fence?, some had said that the law says that the posts had to not face towards the person errecting the fence. Is this a wind up or genuine info, know this is where I!ll get the right answer. This is to save having to reverse sides if errected incorrectly. Thanx for help, please.

My laptop is Dell latitude D400, 30 gb, 512 ram will this be compatibale if that!s the word, for Vista, please advise I haven!t consulted any other.

(Smartbridge Alerts-BTHelpNotifier.ex). Cant seem to get rid of this nuisance off my desktop at start up., Help. GRRRRRRRRRR.

(Smartbridge Alerts-BTHelpNotifier.ex). Cant seem to get rid of this nuisance off my desktop at start up., Help.

this train at exactly the same speed, what way would the smoke go? No spam now. sure to get a couple of good answers to this one.

You know you are a true scot if................

1. You can pronounce McConnochie,Ecclefechan, Milgavie, Sauchiehall St, St. Enoch and aufurfuksake,

2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.

3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day.

4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop without sleveren when yer blootert.

5.Ye kin faw aboot pashed withoot spullin yer drink.

6. Ye see people wearing shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class!

7. Ye measure distance in minutes.

8.Ye kin understaun Rab C Nisbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family.

9 Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer words.

10.Ye ken wit haggis is made ae an still like eating it.

Out of space, Finally ......A wee Glesga wummin goes intae the butchershop, where the butcher has just came oot the freezer,and is standind haunds ahint his back,with his ers aimed at the fire.

The wee wummin checks oot the display case then asks,"Is that yer ayrshire bacon? naw, am heatin ma haun!s,hen

Will reveal answer in replies sec.

Just wait till I see him, he!ll hear me. or there!s many a slip between the cup and the lip, .,,,, Just wait to he comes in he!ll not see what I!ll give him.., any more like this heard these earlier tonight.

IF YOU WANT someone to bring you the paper without tearing it apart to remove the sports section then...., Buy a Dog, If you wantsomeone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says it!s not as good as his Mother made it, then buy a dog.... If you want someone to go out at any hour for as long as you want whenever you want, then buy a dog..... If you want someone who is content to only get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores, then buy a dog ...If you want someone who never criticizes youno matter what you do, doesn!t care if you are ugly or pretty, fat or thin,young or old, who acts as if every word you said unconditional, perpetually, is good, then buy a dog..... BUT on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come home when you call, ignores you totally when you comehome, and only comes home to eat sleep, and acts as if your entire existence was solely to ensure his happiness,.........then buy a cat,,,,!!!!!!!

at 7am they both leave for their destinations, the son travelling on his motor bike is involved in an accident, three miles from his place of work in Edinburgh, ambulance takes him to Edinburgh royal, seen by emerg doctor who says I cant work on that man he!s my son, answer please. not to quick ,Geez a break.

Im off to answer some Q!s and try to get some points back.

-onhis trail,anyway he has agood start until he comes to this bridge, right, theres a sign at it, it says Total weight not to exceed two hundred and twenty pounds. Cops are gaining ,he knows he himself weighs 215lb, ingots weigh 2lb each. now i dont have to work that one out for you boffins total weight201lb anyway he hasnt time to run over with part and come back for the rest, as by this time the boys are gaining on him. He cant swim as river below shark infested bridge to long to throw ingots across,. He manages to get away with the complete haul , just in time as bridgr wont take lightest chaser weighing over 220lbs, if you get this too quick am ofsky. I worked this one out myself.

Its just ma mad half hour or so . your enjoying it arent U?

The clock one was to easy , Evelynth !!!.

Please NO clocks.