Del Piero 10

If someone has their account suspended is there a time limit or is it suspended for keeps?

The quality of questions seems to have gone down the pan recently. I'm struggling to find questions that are worth answering.

The Swan Pub in Bolton is having a smoke ban protest on 1st July. Who else is going there to spark up? (Non-smoker bellicose rants will be greeted with a violation, friends of mine are monitoring this question in more ways than non-geeks can imagine)

Don't you think it's ironic that the best band at Glastonbury (The Who) has two members who almost qualify for bus passes?

Scratch your heads, which early 70's rock/metal tracks start with a cough or coughing.

Rumour has it Juventus and Roma are vying for Craig Bellamy's services. Reality, Ranieri has lost it, or Gazzetta dello Sport having a laugh?

Darn people who withdraw their question when you are halfway though answering

Which wine drinker's site do you prefer?

Canada today proved everybody wrong. Never a dull minute. Shame about Kubica breaking his leg but it could have been worse.

Whenever they start going on about 50's kid's TV it's always Andy naffing Pandy and Bill and Ben and the occasional mention of the Woodentops. NEVER EVER any mention of the real Superstars Rag, Tag and Bobtail. C'mon RT&B fans, make your voices heard.

OK. Put your hands up all those that said they'd dance barefoot in the rain last time the question was asked. Now put your hands down again if you haven't even though it really has been raining enough this last week. Hmmm thought so.

Seems like they show the same films week in week out, especially during the day time.

When somebody is involved in a major accident and walk away unscathed that people say that they are "lucky". Surely if they were lucky they would be at least 17 miles away and not involved in the accident in the first place.

Found out that my birthday today (26/4) is shared by David, Coleman, Koo Stark (remember her?) and best of all Jet Li.

Some possible contenders

1. Picture the Loan (Chris with wife videoing)

2. Picture the Loan (Tess "Josh, Dad's found yer scoo'er")

3. Injurylawyers4u (bloke on lie detector)

4. Injurylawyers4u (bird boxing)

5. Admiral (starting with adult bawling)

There's probably loads more. It most likely works the other

way round too. For example I like the Gospel Singers in the

U-Switch ads but that probs gets up some peoples nosses.

You couldn't make them up if you tried

Seems like they are saying all the right words in the wrong order.

Man U or Chelsea, tough call

Wouldn't it be nice if when there were no traffic problems that motorway matrix signs displayed something more useful than "If you are tired, take a break" or something equally bland like "bananas are yellow" (substitute "Queueing ahead" on the rush hour M25, we know,we know). How about recipe of the day or jokes, especially if you are sitting in a queue going nowhere?