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You know, like that guy from that movie.

Like, you know, retarded babies.

My LG prime broke today, so I figure it's time to get a new phone. I was wondering if it was possible to buy the new phone and then switch my sim card over to the new phone. I was thinking of getting a Pantech Link.

Four months ago I was promoted to E-2, but my AKO still says I'm E1, and I'm still getting paid E-1 pay. I thought it would automatically updated but it hasnt. Help!

My friend is 17, and since she was 7, she has been doing all the chores for the house (cleaning, laundry, kitchen stuff) while her mom sits around and eats/ surfs facebook. Her mom also hides her schoolbooks, and calls her retarded, and is a general, all around superbitch.

Is this normal? I mean, wtf.

I ship soon, so what do I put as my address? In the payment box, next to Military active, do I put my rank, or a number (monthly payment) Payroll ID number? Help please :(

So my GF still lives with her mom, and her mom got the crazy idea that we are sleeping together (we aren't) so unless my GF starts taking BC pills, she is not allowed to come over to my house. Sounds pretty simple.

BUT my GF refuses to get the pills because she "can't go through that".

What gives?

I am in the Army, and I have heard that certain weapons were available for active duty soldiers that civilians can't normally buy. Things like balisong's and the like.

This morning we were talking, and I told her I love her, and she yells "You don't love me! Don't lie to my face like that!"

Can someone explain wtf just happened?

Years ago, I saw a movie about Witchblade, and it was a movie for sure, and I saw it on TV. However, I can't find any mention of it anywhere!

Am I insane, or what?

I want to know whether I can buy/possess one (I'm 17) and if I can shoot it in my backyard.

I'm looking to get a spring powered BB pistol.

I've looked all over the place, but I can't find anything about whether or not I can have a BB gun and shoot it in my backyard.

Please help!

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Disclaimer: i in no way condone abortion, except in certain circumstances. This question is intended to be a practice in word twisting and argument. continue at yur own risk.

so. abortion, as im sure you know, is getting rid of your zygote/fetus/whatever.

so you have sex, and get pregged.

not wanting a kid, you abort.

you realize how easy it is.

you become irresponsible about sex.

you abort several more times.

now you sleep with whoever, since you can just abort.

irresponsible sex leads to more disease being spread around.

now, if many poeple did this, stds would spread quickly.

std's are diseases.

diseases lower productivity of the host.

if many poeple are losing productivity, than the economy will start to slip.

thus leading to more irresponsible behavior (third world countries, lacking producivity, have lots of babies)

which destroys thwe economy.

america, being a capatilist state (gb) lives off its economy.

so, if the economy goes down, so does america.

personally anyone who condones it is pure scum. (i would describe more but the hatred i feel towards those people cannot be described in words, or legally)

well?

so i'm searching online for a game, and this pops up:

http://www.totallymac.com/nz/detail.lasso?product=...

wtf is it so expensive?

seriouslly.

ill post my opinion at the end.

http://www.jihadwatch.org/dhimmiwatch/archives/016...

....omfg....

is this right?

i foyund the comments funny.

is this a crime?

eating ham isn;t a crime.

putting ham into bags ins't a crime.

placing ham (that has been placed in a bag) on a table isn't a crime.

talking isn't a crime

wheres the crime?

please tell me whether ive gone insane, or if america is crumbling down around my ears.

and arn't these kids a little touchy?

one of them said 'i didn't feel safe'

like the ham was going to rear up and attack.

wow.

ham in a luchbag.

seriuosly.

ham

in a luchbag.

im quaking in my boots.

it is very urgent.

i got amny giftcardfs and cash for my birthday, and i have enough, but it is split into cash and cards.

i need help!