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Just a thought.

What for?

I was once sacked from a job in a pound store (!) cos I left the sweets section in a mess at the end of the day, then I laughed at the manager for pointing this out to me because the whole shop looked like a bomb had gone off in in anyway!

Who's laughing now though, eh?! I am, that's who!!!

I had a kit kat and three fingers were just chocolate, no wafer!

Can you top that?

New words to be added are WAGs (Wives and Girlfriends) of footballers, and also "McJob", to denote a low-paid exploitative job for 17 year olds, so why now "Mc Wee" or "Mc Poo" as well, for when you only use their loo?

What words would you like added to see in the OED?

I can't access this website from work -can someone please go there and cut and paste me some interesting cheats please? I'll give you 10 points!

Thank you!

http://www.consolecheatcodes.com/pc/thesims

I know..... I haven't yet upgraded to The Sims 2 cos I keep telling myself each time I play it that this time will definitely be the last.....

But to make my last time really special, are there any cheats I can use, say, to get unlimited amounts of money so I don't have to keep sending them to work?

Or something even more exciting?

I'll be well grateful xxxx

Be it from the notorious restaurant with the golden arches or elsewhere...

I reckon I eat it about five or six times a year.

http://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/news?article...

" A bizarre pasty ban was slapped on a West Yorkshire man by supermarket giants Tesco.

Andrew Williamson, who runs A2B taxis in Ossett, says he was threatened with police action after he tried to buy eight Cornish pasties at a store in Batley.

Mr Williamson said he was told there was a six-pasty rule when he tried to pay for his family's tea on Sunday.

He said: "I couldn't believe it. They're Ginsters pasties, not paracetamol, it's not like you can overdose on them.

"I asked if there was a sign telling people about this rule – and they said no, there wasn't.

"There were about 20 members of staff around the till – I felt like a criminal – people probably thought we'd been shoplifting.

"They even threatened me with the police."

Mr Williamson added: "I asked if we could go out and send one of the kids in to buy two more but they said no."

Have you ever been prevented from buying anything in bulk?

I am currently working out my notice period before moving on to bigger and better things, but for the moment I'm stuck doing a highly repetitive and soul-destroying task -I have ten days to go, any ideas as to what can I do to retain my tenuous grip on reality?

Much appreciated! And yes, I am already using Answers as a suitable outlet for my anger and frustration. No fear of being sacked, you see!

I heard that Judge John Deed scoffs down great big plates of meet despite claiming to be a holier-than-thou vegetarian.

I think we should be informed.

Viva la revolution!

First correct answer gets 10 -I promise I won't cheat (as long as you don't.....)!

Do they find things funny? Can they laugh? I've never heard David Attenborough mention anything about this, so I'm thinking the answer might be no.

On the other hand, I did once see a cat that was definitely embarassed because it lost its footing on a garden wall and stumbled a bit. So if they can be embarassed, can they laugh at other animals behaving in a similar slapstick fashion?

A guy I work with just came over to ask me something and I noticed he had a massive lovebite on his neck, which made me feel a bit sick. I remember having them as a teenager, and giving out my fair share too, but surely this is something that we should all grow out of? It seems a bit prepubescent to me and merely makes me imagine clandestine teenage fumblings where neither really knows what they are doing, rather than anything really sexy. At least have the bites done some place where others don't have to look at them! Really it does nothing for your image!

Entrance fee will be set at future prices too (in keeping with the general theme), I was thinking of £50 with a £35 concessionary rate.

Let me know and I'll start organising a guided tour. I was thinking of starting off in the kitchen with a brief discussion about white goods and the superfluousness of toasters, moving on to the living room and bedrooms (both having a carefully recreated 'lived-in' look), skipping quickly past the bathroom and then offering the chance for a 'hands-on' activity (at no extra charge), using an authentic antique of the future, the vacum cleaner, along with other cleaning apparatuses.

Sounds good, no?

I need a good laugh please!

Thanks xx

It's been going round in my head all day, I think it starts off like "Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do, na na na na na na na na yeah........"

Have you ever insulted someone who really had it coming?

What did you say? The wittier the better please!

I have one I'm saving up for the right person -"Is it true that when you were born the midwife slapped your mother?"

Can this theory be extended to other pets and posessions?

I've seen two people this morning whose dogs looked like them -or was it they who looked like the dogs.....?