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Let's face it: KG isn't going to go anywhere with the Timberwolves. They haven't made the playoffs since '04 and, although they have plenty of great scorers (Ricky Davis, Mike James, Marko Jaric), the Wolves obviously aren't a very cohesive unit. Which begs the question: Where does Garnett belong? I'd say either the Lakers (he's a better, more versatile scorer than their current starting power foward, Lamar Odom), the Pacers (it'd be fun to see KG and Jermaine O'Neal form a Ralph Sampson and Hakeem Olajuwon-like partership) or the Bulls (they don't really have a low-post player who can score; you certainly can't depend on Ben Wallace). What d you think?

On September 24, 1991, the Red Hot Chili Peppers released Blood Sugar Sex Magik, one of the best and most popular rock albums in the history of the genre. That same day, Nirvana released Nevermind, another unbelievably great album. So, which is better: Nevermind or Blood Sugar Sex Magik?

I'm working on a project in which I have to show the differences between life in the 1800's and life today. What should I do for this project?

How many times was Micheal Ray Richardson, a cocaine-snorting NBA star, suspended before Comissioner David Stern banned him from the NBA in 1986? Anybody know?

You guys know Gwen Stefani's band, No Doubt, right? I certainly do; Tragic Kingdom is one of my favorite albums ever. What's their best song (Don't include any of Gwen's solo works, please.)

In the movie "Basketball Diaries," there's a scene in which Jim takes Bobby out to a strip club to watch a girl...strip. To be specific, the girl has a weird kind of string on each of her boobs and Bobby tells Jim to "get me he hell out of here" after just a few minutes. In that scene, there's a song playing in the background while the girl strips. What is the name of that song and who sings it? Thanks.

My friend and his brother were talking about her (apparently she's an "internet celebrity") a few days ago and I don't have a clue as to who she is. Can someone tell me?

I love the cover of "Hotel California" by the Eagles; What do you think?

There's a scene from "Rush Hour 2" when Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker walk into a Hong Kong massage parlor and are asked to choose from a variety of beautiful Chinese masseuse. One of the masseuse, wearing a black top, grabs her big breasts to impress Chris Tucker, who subsequently chose that masseuse. What is that girl's name in real life? Does anyone know?

You know, the girl in a bikini who tries to play with sharks at a beach in the Vonage telephone commercial? What is her name is real life?

I have been Crawford's column at XXL.Com with quite a bit of regularity lately, and while he's not the best writer in the world, he's interesting at times. Does anyone know Crawford personally? If so, please provide any and all information you know about him. Also, tell me more than what the internet tells you, because his wikipedia entry isn't particularly informative.

Do you think it's corny?

Personally, my favorite rap albums are Redman's "Whut? Thee Album, " Eminem's "Marshall Mathers LP" and Busta Rhymes' "The Coming." What are yours?

You know, the ones they performed in honor of Hype Williams?

Of all the albums the rapper Nas has released since 1994, which one is the best?

Is it safe to set that particular kind of tree on fire?