Mr.No-It-All

I have an HTC Mogul cell phone. The screen is blue, but I want to change it to a different color. Is this possible?

Right now have a 57 inch screen projector tv and I wanna increase the space in my living room so I wanna get a flatscreen plasma tv to hang on the wall. The one I want is 42 inches. Is that big enough for a living room or should I stick with the old school big screen ?

I love going to Wal-Mart to check out chicks. I think I'm a Wal-Mart stalker

I wash it real good with soap and a wash cloth. When I get out of the shower, I even make sure to use the towel to dry inside my belly button. BUT, why is it when I'm sitting on my sofa, watching Nascar, and I stick my finger in my belly button and smell it afterwards, it stinks real bad?

Please do act like this is gross, I bet if you poke your belly button right now and smell it, it wouldn't smell so good.......

Well......

How does it smell? Be Honest....

I remember one time we were going out of town, and I started getting bubble guts. I started to sweat and cramp up. I made them pull over at McDonalds, ran inside and just made it to the toilet. The good thing about it, is that I got to get Chicken McNuggets after I was done... I love Chicken Mcnuggets!!!

I can't seem to take less than 5 minutes when I sit on the can. My chick says that I take to long. I just feel the longer I sit there, the more comes out, which means I wont have to go as often.

And while I'm on the subject, I saw this National Lampoon's movie the other day call "Adam & Eve". There was a part where they were talking about how they wipe after they use the #2. Half said the sit and wipe, the other half said they stand when they wipe. I stand when I wipe, what about you?

On her website, she has a picture of me. Should I be worried she's stalking me, or should I go after that sexy beyatch?

http://www.ednabambrick.com/Gallery.html

After I have sex, I like to ......

I'd hate to see what would happen if the internet as a whole went down forever!!! Wow, that would mean that you "winers" would actually do something productive like spend time with your kids, family, and friends....

GETOVERIT.... when it works, it will work, until then, get off the f*n computer and give a loved one a hug!!!!

I mean, I'm a nice guy, a little on the dirty side, but I try to bath atleast every other day. I like to go to McDonalds and eat chicken nuggets. I get hamburger patties too and bite them and leave funny bite marks in them. I'm also thinking about getting my hair straightened, but all my friends tell me that stuff is for girls.

Anybody out there take this serious? What do you think should be done? And should we be scared??

Going up there on 6/15....

I know that on the SeaWorld ticket website, promo code PEPSI gives a discount, but I heard that with a Pepsi can it's a better deal, adult gets in for the price of a child. Anybody seen any cans around and where, please help....