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who was that boy that was doing all the stuff to ian

i dont no all the words unless i hear the song got a couple words as much help be appreciated

i just cant wait,,,,,,,,, its killing me

jelously .......... eternatly

i no not much words i got the song in my head not the words

i was considering naming my baby the month it was conceived or the season july has anyone had they children or has a name like this

HOw many accounts do you have are you that obsessed with the low life as a computer freak

somebody is pretending to be someone eles

e.g charles.L or Coco

how do you work that out!!!

curious

is there any nominations this week ??

A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a

secret from her Grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a

group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed

to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in

the neighborhood, but little old Grandma? The young girl became frantic. Sure

enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously," What are

you lining up for dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the

young girl said that some people were giving out free oranges and that she was

lining up for some. "Mmmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma, "I think I'll have some

myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police

officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he

got to Grandma at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But, you're so old,

how do you do it?" Grandma replied," Oh, its quite easy sonny, I just remove my

dentures, and suck 'em dry".

John asks his wife, Mary what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding

anniversary. "Would you like a new Mink Coat?" he asks.

"Not really," says Mary.

"Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" says John.

"No," she responds.

"What about a new vacation home in the country?" he suggests.

She again rejects his offer with a "No thanks."

"Well what would you like for your anniversary?" John asks.

"John, I'd like a divorce," answers Mary.

"Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much," says John.

a boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner.

after dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes,

leaving him with the father and the dog duke, who was sitting underneath the

boy's chair. unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. he

stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart.

"duke!" the dad yelled.

"this is great!" the boy thought. "he thinks the dog is farting!" so he let

out another one.

"duke!" the father barked. the boy thought he was home free so he let

everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.

"duke! get out of there before the boy s**** on you!"

Nuns where repainting their chapel. They kept getting paint on their clothes

so they decided to remove them, but agreed not to let ANYONE in until they were

done and replaced their clothing. Then they heard some one knocking and one of

them yelled, "Whooo is it?"

‘‘the blind man!'' He yelled back.

They decided since he was blind it would be all right.

They opened the door and the man said, ''Nice boobs! Where do you want the

blinds?"

The madam was experiencing hard times and began losing money. Finally, in an

effort to save her house, she decided to replace her girls with inflatable

dolls.

The first evening, two drunks stumbled in, paid their money, and repaired

upstairs. A half hour later they came down and went to the bar next door to

compare notes.

They sat there staring blearily at one another, and after a while the first

drunk said, "I think mine was dead."

"Dead?" asked the second drunk? "How come you think she was dead?"

"Well," said the first drunk, "she didn't talk, she didn't move - she didn't

do anything."

They sat a few more minutes, and then the second drunk said, "Well, I think

mine was a witch."

"A witch? How come?" asked the first drunk.

"Well," he said, "when I leaned over to nibble her breast, she suddenly let

out a long, loud fart and flew out the window."

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

"But, officer," the man began, "I can explain"

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."

"But, officer, I just wanted to say"

"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

"But, officer," the man began, "I can explain"

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."

"But, officer, I just wanted to say"

"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!"

"I've been circumcised."

"What's that mean?"

"It means they cut the skin off the end."

"How old were you when it was cut off?"

"My mom said I was two days old."

"Did it hurt?"

"You bet it hurt, I didn't walk for a year!"

A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest cough to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing.

The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.

Finally, the drunk replies, "No use knocking, there's no paper in this one either

I Went on the national lottery line played a game, put a £5 bet iv increased my winnings to £50 is this going to work or am i being coned havent played or gambled before

does it actually work and can u get the money from lottery.getminted.com

i just about to order a pair of shoes and i forgotton what a size 3 is it 34 i gone blank