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My EX(iting)-girlfiend is a mime. I don't like mimes, midgets named Hank, or Martha Stewart. Republicans are all right as long as their lips are moving. Sometimes Dr. Phil and I get drunk on Bourbon and try to pick up chicks wearing backpacks at the airport. I have been feeding Dr. Phil's midgets while he is on vacation but I am not cleaning out the litter box.
Where can I get replacement pieces for my Scrabble game?
My EX-GF's Mother's dog ate one of the R's.
5 AnswersBoard Games1 decade agoIs there anyway to adopt a cat without it being spayed or neutered?
13 AnswersCats1 decade agoHow do I go about dating someone new when my EX-GF won't leave me alone?
We were together 3-1/2 years when she decided that she wanted to start sleeping with other guys and re-kindle her drug habit. Her words, not mine. She is 47.
I am 38. I have no trouble meeting new women, it just seems that whenever I am out with someone for the first time SHE shows up, gets all flirty with me, and has even gone as far as to introduce herself as my girlfriend.
We have been separated for a little over 3 months.
Unfortunately, I was only given 30 days to get out when I thought that we were moving together so we still live in the same zip code.
9 AnswersSingles & Dating1 decade agoHow can a corporation effectively enforce drug policy if the HR Director/Risk Manager is on drugs?
The HR Director/Risk Manager is the same person.
6 AnswersCorporations1 decade agoHow can I get my ex-girlfriend to leave me alone without hurting her?
She threw me out 2 months ago after 3-1/2 years of being together and now that I am willing to concede the rightness of this being over she is always trying to find me in public.
I already boycott her main hang-outs.
She is 47. I am 38.
5 AnswersSingles & Dating1 decade agoWhat is an appropriate gift for me to give my ex-girlfriend for her birthday?
We were together 3-1/2 years.
She broke up with me 2 months ago.
I still see her 2-4 times a week.
Her birthday is Sunday.
She told me not to get her anything.
I know better than when a woman says don't get anything.
10 AnswersSingles & Dating1 decade agoHow can I avoid the crippling balloon payment when financing a dirigible?
5 AnswersCredit1 decade agoWhere can I buy the dashboard light?
9 AnswersMaintenance & Repairs1 decade agoWhat's the best kind of sauce to use on my mistake?
22 AnswersOther - Food & Drink1 decade agoHow often should I change the air in my tires?
17 AnswersMaintenance & Repairs1 decade agoWhat is the slowest part of a dragon?
8 AnswersMythology & Folklore1 decade agoHow can I learn to play the Digeridoo?
4 AnswersHobbies & Crafts1 decade agoIs there a way to get rid of ants in a grass yard without using poison?
I have two cats that go outside and sometimes try to eat the grass.
The grass sprinkler is on a daily timer and if I go out barefoot they love to bite.
15 AnswersGarden & Landscape1 decade agoShould Colonel Sanders be put on a U.S. postage stamp?
KFC is trying. I am not kidding.
3 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoWhat is the charity or group that collects can tabs for dialysis patients?
I have been collecting these soda can tabs for months but lost touch with person who knew what to do with them.
5 AnswersCommunity Service1 decade agoDo you believe that the Yahoo! Answers should be used to promote new movies?
I fully understand the need for the UNICEF questions and to a lesser extent the celebrity questions.
But to promote new movies?
14 AnswersYahoo Answers1 decade agoWhat are some good places to visit in Nantucket?
I heard that they might have a museum.
5 AnswersBoston1 decade agoDo Scotsmen wear sheepskin condoms for protection?
Or is it because they bring back memories?
8 AnswersSTDs1 decade ago