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MikeyintheOC
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it
Elvira mistress of the Dark or the crypt keeper. Why?
4 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoFather's day poll. Dads only?
1. A) Pull my Finger. B) Excuse yourself. C) Other?
2. A) Sunday Brunch. B) Barbecue C) Other?
3. a) Just another day. b) King for the Day. c ) Other?
4. a) I want Gifts. b) card will do. c) Other?
5. a) Fishing. b) Sports on TV. c) Golfing d) Other?
6) a) Alcohol. b) None. c) Other?
7) a) Excited. b) Melancholy. C) Just everyone leave me alone I am going to the strip club. D) Other?
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3 AnswersFamily1 decade agoSounds like a few of you on Y and A need this?
Make sure you play the music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr3x_RRJdd4
I dont post often, It is what it is
2 AnswersOther - Entertainment1 decade agoIs L.O. awesome or what! Go Lakers!?
6 AnswersBasketball1 decade agoDo ya think 2 months worth of NBA playoffs is to long?
Go Lakers. Any Celtic fans out here?
8 AnswersBasketball1 decade agoIf you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
8 AnswersTrying to Conceive1 decade agoWhat do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
5 AnswersZoology1 decade agoHooters for Lunch?
Do you go mainly for the menu, ambiance or hooters.
6 AnswersOther - Dining Out1 decade agoGirlies with tats'.?
If you have a tat on your lowerback near your azz, is it ok if I stare at your azz instead?
7 AnswersTattoos1 decade agoHow many thumbs down Has one accumulated on one answer?
I got 20 thumbs down for playing ignorant with Islam faith, And , and , shalom aleikum praise allah to all my Muslim friends. It was , insentive.... but really how many thumbs down. I wear this as a badge of honor.
7 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoDoes Gaydar come in a can or is it a book?
How does one use it?
3 AnswersLesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender1 decade agoAm I showing signs of a heart attack of some sort?
The deal is that the past three days, doesn't matter what time of the day that I feel like my chest is being pressed on. I also noticed a lot more " burping". Granted I am not it the best of shape but I am only 48 ( is that young?), a little young for worrying about this?
8 AnswersHeart Diseases1 decade agoOdds of attacking Iran by the end of 2008. I say 100% any predictons? Its war all over again. With Bush.?
You read the latest news from Yahoo. And you get the Prez telling the country that Iran is the biggest supporter of sponsoring terrorism,and get this, the people of Iran are suppress and we need to confront (translates to bomb) Iran before its to late. Now we hear that not only did the Iran sent out boats to harass our ships in the gulf they also combo'ed it with a radio message of provocation if we didn't leave.
12 AnswersCurrent Events1 decade agoWho read Led Led Zeppelin's review and smiled after reading it?
Led Zeppelin "Hammer of the Gods" I was thrilled these guys can still pull it off. Congrats 'Zep and Zep fans!
2 AnswersMagazines1 decade agoLook I need help getting the little woman a Christmas gift, been married 20 years doesnt have to be expensive?
Its basically every year I ask "whattcha ya want hon?" and its the standard "nothing,worry about the kids", Well the kids are older now and its time to think about the little woman this year. She's a giver and always puts herself first. Any suggestions?
20 AnswersMarriage & Divorce1 decade ago