UnR3aL

Answers is full of illiterate people

I hang my head in shame for ever coming back here.

I rather have a Wii, but it was my father's choice.

I'm the kind of person who likes adventure games, with boss levels and jumping and killing monsters.

The whole bit. You know.

I know my boyfriend's planning something for me this year. To return the favor, what should I give him?

He's the typical boy, video-game crazy and stuff.

All answers will be appeciated!

I live in NYC, and I am taking the SHSAT in 10 months. I'm really freaked out that I know nothing about the test. Help?!

1 - There's a italian couple, a spanish couple and a blonde couple. The italian husband, the spanish husband and the blonde husband are all on a plane together.

Now, the italian husband hates pizza. His wife packed him a lunch for the airplane since the food there is crappy. He takes out his lunch and says, "If my wife makes me pizza one more time, I'm going to jump out this airplane and die." Guess what? She packed pizza. He jumped out the airplane and died.

Now, the spanish husband hates tortillas. His wife packed him a lunch for the airplane too. He takes out his lunch and says, "If my wife makes me tortillas one more time, I'm going to jump out this airplane and die." She packed tortillas. He jumped out the airplane and died.

The blonde went, "If my wife packs me sandiwiches, I'm going to jump out this airplane and die!" Sandwiches. Jumps, dies.

It's been 2 months since I've been on here!

Anyways, random questions, because I feel like it.

1) How long have you been on Yahoo Answers?

2) Are you addicted?

3) Do you like marshmellows and chickens? (OH YES, I DO)

4) What do you prefer, crunch or smooth? (Peanut butter, thanks.)

5) Random - favorite color?

6) Favorite animal?

7) Mood right now?

8) Do you like chickens? HAHAHA chickens rule.

I yearn for my parent's love. That's all I ever do. But behind my back, all they do is say how I can be better. I can't believe I was so blind... so naive... so childish.

My father... he's the worst. Almost every day, he calls me stupid for dropping little things and tells everyone that I weigh too much behind my back. I can't stand it. When I tell him off, he only beats me...

My mother pays all her attention to my sister and I get nothing. When I'm hungry, I have to make my own meals. When I'm lonely, I have to go out with other people.

Worst of all, they don't care. They won't even listen. They don't know anything. I don't know anything. I bet if I run away, they won't care... probably will be relieved...

I can't stand the pain anymore. I really can't. I was living on a love that wasn't there... now what?

Besides water, food, air etc.

My sister whines and whines for what she wants, and I ask nicely. She gets all the crap she wants while I stand, waiting for a damn answer. They dump all the responsibility on me, while she plays with her barbies or whatever crap she came up with. Most people just say she's so cute, while I'm standing there, serving her. What am I, a f*cking retard to everyone? Am I not as good as her? Do people hate me because I'm not cute?

Food.

I <3 these type of questions...! ^_^

"Call Me When You're Sober" or something like that... XD

I've heard it, it's okay.

I know I was. I loved the book but the movie was bullsh*t.