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Blonde jokes! No offense to the blondes out there though!!?
1 - There's a italian couple, a spanish couple and a blonde couple. The italian husband, the spanish husband and the blonde husband are all on a plane together.
Now, the italian husband hates pizza. His wife packed him a lunch for the airplane since the food there is crappy. He takes out his lunch and says, "If my wife makes me pizza one more time, I'm going to jump out this airplane and die." Guess what? She packed pizza. He jumped out the airplane and died.
Now, the spanish husband hates tortillas. His wife packed him a lunch for the airplane too. He takes out his lunch and says, "If my wife makes me tortillas one more time, I'm going to jump out this airplane and die." She packed tortillas. He jumped out the airplane and died.
The blonde went, "If my wife packs me sandiwiches, I'm going to jump out this airplane and die!" Sandwiches. Jumps, dies.
At their funerals, the wives were all weeping.
The italian wife went, "Oh, if only I knew he didn't like pizza, I wouldn't have packed him!"
The spanish wife went, "Oh if only I knew he didn't like tortillas, I wouldn't have packed him!"
The blonde went, "My husband packs his own lunch.
2 - There's a blonde, a priest and a crack addict on a plane. The plane was about to crash, and there were only two parachutes. The blonde took one and said, "I'll leave you two to choose which one will get the last one."
The priest went, "Son, I'm a man of God and I am elderly. I am prepared to meet Him. You are not ready for your time yet. You may have the parachute."
The crack addict went, "The blonde just jumped out the plane with my knapsack on. There's enough for both of us, old man!"
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- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
1)Theres a blonde and a brunette walking in the park. The brunette says to the blonde "look, a dead bird". The blonde looks up into the air and says "where?"
2)Theres this blonde woman driving her car down the road and all of a sudden starts swerving. A police car behind her notices this and pulls her over. The blonde says "thank god your here officer, these trees keep appearing in the middle of the road and i have to swerve to avoid them." The officer replies "thats your air-freshener."
3)Why shouldnt you let a blonde use your computer? You'll end up with tipex all over the screen. (cos shes usin the word processor, inevitably makes a mistake and tries to tipex it out) [do americans have tipex?]
- Anonymous5 years ago
Oh, what a joke.
But you miss something.
Italian and Spanis couples can be blonde. You didn't know it, huh?
Look at these Italian couple with children:
Source(s): I'm a blonde Italian born to a couple of blonde Italians. FROM ITALY. - Anonymous1 decade ago
Oh my god ....good one. Love these blond jokes.
Thanks for sharing ..... enjoy your day : - )
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
lol
