comicards

...celebrate 'Pi Day', i.e. 3.14, i.e., March 14th?

"What do you do with a drunken caveman?

What do you do with a drunken caveman?

What do you do with a drunken caveman?

Early in the morning!"

Sung, as if you couldn't tell, to the tune of "What do you do with a drunken sailor?"

Sorry, all the answers to

"What do you do with a drunken spaceman?"

will be disallowed, as there's already a filk song about that.

...are you part of the precipitate?

And if you think that this is a serious question, deduct 15 points, OK?

"Make me one with everything."

Why don't monsters or zombies eat clowns?

Because they taste *funny*!!

...that 'D*mn' and 'Yankee' were two different words?

Just remember, the ratio of the diameter to the circumference is 3.14159265358...and so on. And today is (or maybe was, by the time that you read this) March 14. Or 3/14, or 3.14. So what were you doing around 1500 hours, ie, 3:00pm?

(Don't look at me in that tone of voice; this was on 'Morning Edition', on NPR this morning.) (They featured a guy who had it memorized to 12,800 decimal places.) (But who could check?)

There is no (comic book) god but Alan Moore, and Neil Gaiman is his prophet.

(But you know, I could make a good case for Warren Ellis and Brian Michael Bendis as his apostles, don't you think?)

I repeat, if you can't stand a joke about religion, please go on to the next question. I disrespect no one's faith in their God, but spirituality is too important to be taken without a chaser of humor.

(And let me remind you that angels can fly because they take themselves lightly.)

A hush stole over the congregation as the local '60s burnout approached the pulpit, his turn to preach.

He paused, cleared his throat, paused, adjusted his microphone, paused and finally leaned forward to announce:

"I used to be all messed up on drugs!

Now I'm all messed up on The Lord!"

Please rate on a scale of one to ten.

(And before you bother to tell me that I'm going to hell, I've already reserved a seat next to yours.)

I think that the New Testament clearly show that Jesus had a sense of humor.

Who knows the set-up for the punchline: "Peter! I can see your house from here!"

"Trigger Happy"...political opinion, or personal problem?

btw, I am a big fan (OK, 250 lbs; oversized, but NOT fat... ;-]...) of Weird Al, and this is NOT really a serious question. That should go w/o saying.

...when he editorialized "Spider-Man: Threat or Menace?"

And for that matter, why?

Is it the prudes & bluenoses who have no sense of fun, or worse, want no one else to have any?

Is it all the ten year olds who want someone else to solve all their problems with the opposite (or same) gender?

What about the hosers who not only can't spell, but have no clue what 'spell check' is all about?

And what are the rest of us going to do to sort this cr*p out?

(Gee, I don't want too much for ten points, do I?)

I mean, how do you know for sure? Your credit card records follow you there, and home again, just to start with.

Never mind why people won't use grammar-check and/or punctuation-check (when available); when will 'sentence-sense'-check come into use? So as to prevent the unintentional use of homonyms by all us hasty illiterate people...like those who can't spell "grammar"? As in my two previous questions.

(My excuse...and I'm sticking to it: spell-check doesn't work in the 'details' section...like I appreciate that. Hmmph!)

I know what Issac Asimov had to say on the subject, even though I might have trouble quoting him precisely. (I've got the book somewhere with the article in it; I'll try to find.)

Your thoughts, opinions, justifications, deliberations, theses', proofs, debates, other?

I mean, besides the public at large.

Tag-team wrestling isn't necessarily the proper response.

'Best answer' goes to the most imaginative. Bitter sarcasm is OK.

(All answers assuming no ill effects from & total recovery from pregnancies.)

(Well, of course WHO CARES? But if we can't escape these people having their private lives forced upon us through the media, why CAN'T we have fun with the idea?)(And why do we let the media tell us that this is important? How is celebrity infidelity going to change our lives, aside from the relatively very few who are personally acquainterd with them? I have a life of my own, thank you, Yahoo Answers not withstanding.)

I mean, does he ever sleep, or go to the can? Obviously, he eats his meals at the keyboard (apparently).

(OK, this is supposed to be asked in fun...)

And if so, why?

Sorry, but I'm not looking to be graphic on this one. Or gross. It's adult, but witty. (And true.)(Ahem!)