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Pedro ST
Points for the first to solve this Riddle/joke for nerds?
Newton, Pascal and Einstein are playing hide and seek. Einstein is the first to count. Pascal runs. Newton just draws a 1x1 meter square on the floor and sits on it.
- "I see you, Newton", says Einstein.
- "I am not Newton: I am Pascal".
1 AnswerJokes & Riddles8 years agoAre rating agencies trying to force Portugal into Bankruptcy?
I mean: yes, our financial situation is bad. And yes, we will have a new government in a couple of months. But the state's budget deficit has been lowered to the projected values, we are paying more taxes, the government cut public servants salaries, all major public investments are frozen and still they lower our ratings on a daily basis as if we were hiding debt under our beds like Greece.
We are starting to feel like puppets over here.
2 AnswersOther - Business & Finance1 decade agoWhy are people allowed to vote for themselves on YA?
When an unresolved question enters the voting stage, you can actually vote for yourself. I see some "top contributors" with a bunch of 10 points earned by a single vote. What's the point of having so many rules, when you can still cheat?
2 AnswersOther - Games & Recreation1 decade agoWho else believes evolution is a proof of a higher order in nature?
I mean: when you look at life, in it's amazing complexity, do you really believe it all happened by chance?
P.S. Sorry, I had to delete the previous questions because there was a mistake in it.
26 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoBush endorsement of John McCain. An advantage?
I Mean, if you were John McCain, would you consider it positive to receive the support of the current U.S. administration?
15 AnswersElections1 decade agoBush Veto- Americans how can you put up with this guy?
$439.3 Billion - America's Military Budget for 2007
$35 billion - Amount of federal investment, over five years, that would extend health insurance to a further four million children. Bill labeled "too expensive" by your President, against the votes of Senate and Congress. Is this guy even Human?
22 AnswersGovernment1 decade agoRiddle - heaven or Hell?
Your are standing before two gates. One leads to heaven, the other leads to Hell, but you don't know what hides behind either door. There are two gatekeepers. You know one of them always tells the truth and the other always lies, but you don't know who is the honest one and who is the liar.
You can only ask one question to one of them in order to find the way to heaven. What is the question?
8 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoIS Andy Warhol overrated?
I look at his work and all I see is 'fast-food' art, with 'creations' copied from techniques developed by the advertising industry. How can one of his 'paintigs' be worth the same as a Dali, a Magritte or a Picasso?
16 AnswersPainting1 decade agoAre women aesthetics being dictated by gay men?
I have nothing against homossexuals, but I get the feeling that more and more women are trying to look like androginous "skin and bone" top models who only please the taste of gay fashion designers....
1 AnswerOther - Society & Culture1 decade agoWho else is tired of "Offended Muslims"?
I mean: all the Pope did was quote a statement made 1500 years ago. They are "offended" by a sentence that claims Islamics are violent and what do they do about it? They pledge to "make war" on the infidels.
P.S. I don't intend to adress all Muslims. Only the usuall fanatics.
20 AnswersCurrent Events1 decade agoLoose change (9/11)- 2ND edition: true or false?
I saw this documentary yesterday. Half of it is speculation, but the other half got me worried, because it's based on documented facts: controled explosions at the WTC, no signs of a reckage on the site of the flight 93 crash, false cellular calls from the passengers. What shoud we make of this?
9 AnswersCurrent Events1 decade agoWhy is it that so many people think that we cannot believe in Evolution in God at the same time?
I see evolution as an inteligent process of nature. And if it is inteligent, It cannot be random. So Evolution might actually be the best proof of an inteligent force behind life there is...
19 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoIs Tom Cruise a weirdo or a victim of prejudice?
25 AnswersCelebrities1 decade agoTsunami - Should the Indonesian Government face trial?
A top Government official just said they didn't put out any warnings, despite having been informed about the tsunami 45 minutes before it ocurred, because they believed they "wouldn't be eficient". talk about disrespect for Human life. At least 400 dead and counting...
4 AnswersCurrent Events1 decade agoJustice was served?
Everybody said that the Portuguese were the divers, but two dives from Henry and Malouda got the French through the semis and almost got them the cup. Divine Justice?
1 AnswerFIFA World Cup (TM)1 decade ago