largegrasseatingmonster

I'm interviewing someone later this month and I imagine the answer to this question will tell me a lot about the candidate in question. Is this kosher?

My family and I get together a couple times a year at the holidays, get sauced and tell all kinds of jokes. There is no limit to the tastefulness, or lack thereof, for these jokes. 10 points to the person with the funniest joke.

I was just eating shrimp when I realized that the one I just swallowed tasted a lot like ammonia. I looked into this and it sounds like that means the shrimp was not fresh. Is this cause for concern?

I'm trying to figure out if I need oil or some other substance to make a muscular physique shine. If anyone knows what works, and where I can get it that would be much appreciated.

My old man has always been a combative type. He's always on the offensive, accusing people of this and that, pointing out shortcomings, and the like. He generally means to do right, but often times his temper gets the best of him and he gets angry at little things. This seems to be getting worse with age. He also chews my mom out quite a bit. He's never laid a hand on her and he doesn't directly insult her or use profanity, but I think she's had it with his shenanigans. She never used to stand uip for herself, but she has started and now the old man is more combative than ever and feels victimized if my sister or I stand in her corner. Anyone got any advice? I'm not sure how to deal with him. He just told us that maybe he'll just leave us all because we think he's such a nasty guy. The thing is that he isn't. He just tends to get nasty here and there. I'm 29 btw, so the kids are all grown up. But I'd like to try and help the situation somehow. Intelligent responses only please.

For some reason I can't get any kind of streaming media to work online. It's driving me nuts. Anyone have any ideas on what might be the offending problem? I should mention that I uninstalled IE7 cause I didn't like it and it looks like the problem started since then. I reinstalled IE7 and the problem persists. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Just curious. I know that murder, abortion, and the like will get you kicked out. But their are some more obscure ones, like joining certain fraternal orders that will get you tossed out just as fast. A list of such sins would be best. Please include sources for your answers.

I took a laxative about 2 months ago to clear up my first case of constipation since I was a kid (I'm coming up on 30). Ever since then I've felt like there is something lodged in my descending colon. I went to see the doctor about it out of fear that I had colorectal cancer. They performed a colonoscopy and nothing showed up, no polyps or even hemrroids. I don't have diahrrea or excessive gas, so it isn't IBS. The doctor seems to think that it's my diet. But I eat healthy and have never had this problem before. Now I have a constant feeling of pressure/discomfort in my descending colon and never goes away. Any help would be GREATLY appreciated. Thanks ahead of time.

I'm pretty much interested in knowing what the time frame is. Does it take a week? A month? A year? Several years? Thanks ahead of time.

Serious answers only please.

Will he be indoors the whole time? How big will his cell be? Will he have access to TV? Cable? What kind of food will he eat? Will he be able to interact with other prisoners? What are the chances of him being lynched in prison? I just want to get a better picture of what exactly is involved in his life sentence.

I know we have a bunch of figures on American soldiers, but can anyone tell me how many men, women, and children have died since we invaded, and since the insurgency started?

My girlfriend used a do-it-yourself product to put highlights in her hair last night. The result was disasterous as her hair now looks orange and splotchy. It looks really bad. I was thinking that if she died it back a solid color, like dark brown, she should be ok. Or, maybe we should shell out for a hairstylist to fix it. Anyone know what the best way to handle this is?

I've been taking Zythromax (spelling?) for 5 days now, tomorrow is day 6, and I still have the same symptoms I had when I started on them. WTH? Is this normal? Do I need some harsher antibiotics?

My girlfriend is on the pill, but she missed a day before getting her prescription refilled. Another girl I was with some time ago was on Nuva Ring and used a spermacide and got a yeast infection as a result (this is after her doctor warned her). So, would the same thing happen with the pill or is just because the Nuva Ring was inside her? Thanks ahead of time.

If I can pitch at 80 mph, how much faster do I need to throw, for a baseball to decentigrate before it gets to the batter?

I know my question sounds obsurd, but, there must be a good reason people start yawning when they see others yawn, but the same thing doesn't happen when they sense the air has been contaminated.

What would happen on Earth if the moon got struck by an asteroid it's own size? Would it totally mess up the weather?