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BobRoberts01
Um, hi. Be my fan and I will buy you a pickle farm when I am rich. (That's right, not a pickle factory or a cucumber farm, but a full-fledged pickle farm. The whole place will smell of vinegar, but trust me, it will be worth it when you discover how much time you will save in the canning process.) But until that time comes, always remeber that happiness is like peeing your pants; everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warm embrace.
Don't you wish that Yahoo would give you the names of the people who report you for violations?
It should be a perk for level 7 or something...
2 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoDo one-armed people have to worry about secondhand smoke?
3 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoIf you had a nickle for every time someone called you a scallywag...?
would you have enough money to buy a piece of Bazooka Joe bubblegum?
3 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoIf 6+9=15 and there are 20 people named John Doe in New York City...?
how many chairs in your house have wheels?
10 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoWhat is the purpose of the really thin rubber-band looking armbands that football players wear?
I know that they have something to do with circulation, but what exactly do they do?
18 AnswersFootball (American)1 decade agoDo you have a higher number of stars or questions asked?
I have always had more stars than questions, but suddenly they are about even. How about you?
5 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoAre you triskaidekaphobic?
Personally, I don't mind the number 13 too much.
6 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoHas anyone actually roasted chestnuts over an open fire?
Was Jack Frost nipping at your nose?
5 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agowhat is your favorite type of jam?
6 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoWhen was the last time that you did (or attempted to do) a handstand? Did you hurt yourself?
Did all of the stuff fall out of your pockets?
3 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoI'm building a gingerbread house. What piece of candy will you add?
10 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoAnswers just told me that I earned 15 points by answering my last question. Did I win the lottery or something?
How the heck do you earn 15 points?
2 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoGet Your Hot Dogs, Peanuts, Cracker Jacks, Ice Cold Coke here! $3 each! Get 'em while they last!?
What can I get you sports-fan?
11 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoCan someone please tell me what happened to my other sock?
It was in the laundry basket when I started doing this load and now it's gone. Did you eat it?
4 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoDid Kriss-Kross ever make you Jump, Jump?
You know they were young lovable, huggable types of guys.
2 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoAre you all that and a bag of potato chips?
If so, what type of chip are we talking about here? And how big is this bag?
15 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago