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i cant seem to find the options ....

lets see some regular jokes and riddles coming up.....

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Three explorers and three cannibals want to cross a river.

Three explorers know how to row a boat.

Only one cannibal knows how to row a boat.

The boat can only hold two people at one time.

If there are more cannibals on either side of the river at any one time, the cannibals will eat the explorers.

Question: How do they all manage to cross the river safely?

steve, woke up after the annual office new year bash party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some breakfast in front of him.

'honey' he moaned, 'tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?'

'Even worse,' she said, her voice oozing scorn. 'You made a complete *** of yourself. You succeeded in antagonising the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face.'

'He's an asshole,' steve said. 'Piss on him.'

'You did,' came the reply. 'And he fired you.'

'Well, screw him!' said steve.

'I did. You're back at work on Monday.'

need to know what are the types of questions that I can expect in an interview.

All help appreciated

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F and G

are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what

the letters stood for... It is about time you became informed!

{A} - Almost Boobs...

{B} - Barely there.

{C} - Can't Complain!

{D} - Damn!

{DD} - Double damn!

{E} - Enormous!

{G} - GEEEEzus Christ!

{F} - Fake.

me going crazy tryin to figure it out, and me no musician

1> A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half an hour. How long will the pills last?

2>A butcher in the market is 5' 10 tall. What does he weigh?

3>Mary's husband's father-in-law is Mary's husband's brother's brother-in-law, and Mary's sister-in-law is Mary's brother's stepmother. How did this happen?

A Ferrari is traveling at 30 miles per hour on a head-on collision course with a Maserati, which is being driven at a leisurely 20 miles per hour. When the two cars are exactly 50 miles apart, a very fast fly leaves the front fender of the Ferrari and travels towards the Maserati at 100 miles per hour. When it reaches the Maserati, it instantly reverses direction and flies back to the Ferrari and continues winging back and forth between the rapidly approaching cars. At the moment the two cars collide, what is the total distance the fly has covered?

Each rung is one foot from the next one and the bottom rung is resting on the surface of the water. The tide rises at a rate of one foot an hour. How long will it take the water to reach the top rung?

2>Timothy and Urban play a game with two dice. But they do not use the numbers. Some of the faces are painted red and the others blue.

Each player throws the dice in turn. Timothy wins when the two top faces are the same color. Urban wins when the colors are different. Their chances are even.

The first die has 5 red faces and 1 blue face. How many red and how many blue are there on the second die?

yet to find someone who has

I am referring to the correctness of the Gospel of Judas.