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Brandon's been a dirty Hore
I live in a lil town all up in Arizona, America sometimes referred to as "Peoria". The cops here roll around in Dodge Chargers. DODGE MOTHERF****N CHARGERS! I'm never getting married, bee tea dub. And I'm an atheist. Not that that matters, but it'll put a lot of my hella sarcastic R&S answers into context. Beeches. http://www.myspace.com/brandonesque
I'm thinking about being a sexy nurse for Halloween. How would I know if I have the legs to pull that off?
Supasexy, actually.
3 AnswersHalloween1 decade agoHas anyone partaken in the Volcano Taco from Taco Bell?
Bought 3 of em. I ate 2, and then pushed my wife out of bed to consumate my relationship with the third.
3 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoWhy does Y!A sometimes freak out when I get a pitifully-minuscule amount of points?
Like it'll be all "Whoa! You just earned 1 points!". O rly? Hang on a tic, lemme grab my camera to document that before it... noooo... don't fade away.... please... NOOOOOOO!!!!
3 AnswersYahoo Answers1 decade agoWhaddya think happened to Abel's half of the "Brothers 4 Lyf" pendant he shared with Cain after he was offed?
I say Cain hocked it to get a case of Nutty Buddies.
4 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoI was in Bed, Bath, & Beyond the other day (don't ask) and...?
happened to come across a huge, bright pink pillow that had - what appeared to be what could only be described as 'nipples' - all over it. They were the same material as the pillow.
My question: What purpose would these neon nips serve? Better grip? For looks? To make the pillow more titillating (teehee) to the touch? Is it just what the kids are into nowadays?
6 AnswersOther - Home & Garden1 decade agoWhy would a sane person dress their little avatar thinger up as a pilgrim during non-November months?
I mean, really. I'm so confused...
7 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoIf I accidentally kill myself, would that technically still be a considered a "sin"?
Say... if my Garmin tells me to turn right, except the bridge that used to be there isn't there anymore and I drive my happy *** right off a damn cliff.
Kind of a gray area, yes? Or 'grey', if ya like.
21 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoDuring a teamwork exercise, I learned that my co-worker's favorite song ever is Don Henley's "Dirty Laundry".?
Shirley she has a one-way ticket on the Hell Express? If that wouldn't be a mortal lock, I just don't know what in the crap would make it so these days....
7 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoDo you ever, during complete silence, bust out laughing because of something that happened yesterday?
I do that kind of crap all the time.
46 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoWhat qualifies a movie as a "special engagement"? Now I can't use my goddamned coups.?
How bout you special engage THIS.
2 AnswersMovies1 decade agoWould "I didn't slap you, I high-fived your FACE!!!" get me out of a second degree assault charge?
It'd definitely get me convicted of first degree AWESOME!
10 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoDo you know what movie this quote is from? "Bileeee, find me a vay out of dees hOle"?
And no, it is NOT Muppets From Space.
4 AnswersMovies1 decade agoIn what sort of situation(s) would "hug it out, bitches!" not be considered good advice?
Such as... with a quarreling family of porcupines or something of that nature.
17 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoYou know how dogs and other such furry friends enjoy the hell out of the aroma of one another's junkal area?
What sort of wondrous fragrance would you imagine that smells like?
Explicit as possible, please.
11 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoWould my un-cased iPod do alright in a sauna?
And don't you dare lie to me...
7 AnswersMusic & Music Players1 decade agoDid the Harlem Globetrotters ever actually help solve any mysteries on Scooby Doo?
Or were they just there to add a little more wackiness to the running across the hallway between random unlocked doors in hilarious alternating groups along with the monster/ghost shenanigans?
5 AnswersComics & Animation1 decade agoCan you fill in the blank? "I'd rather light myself on fire than ________"
You can list as many as you want!!!!!
Let's see, a couple off the top of my head...
"watch an all-day Golden Girls marathon"
"listen to a Daughtry record"
"pay a visit to my pals at the DMV"
etc.
17 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoIsn't it impossibly fun to pronounce 'football' as "fitbaw"? Go on, try it! "Fitbaw" Teehee!
Just sayin...
7 AnswersWords & Wordplay1 decade agoWhy is it that (for ex:) an Irish Catholic from Lincoln, Nebraska will never see Vishnu in a head of cabbage?
And why can't I speak Ukranian and/or sew hilarious cartoon-sized pants?
For dancing.
9 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoIs getting bottle service at the clizzub like fishing with dynamite when it comes to the girlies?
You know you want that... uhh... uhh... Goose!
6 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago