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He hasn't worked in 3 months. He just learned last week he could apply for back unemployment and got an $8000 check last week. He makes almost $900 a week now. He barely made $300 normally.

I bought all his food, movies, cigarettes, vodka, and paid his rent for 3 months. Now he wants nothing to do with me after he got rich. He's been going with other people to go on a shopping using his welfare. He has a brand new iphone, tv, surround sound, grill, power tools, and bunch of new clothes.

His job even opened back up and he was on the schedule but he told his boss he's not going back until his unemployment ends.

How come I have to work and don't get a handout to buy stuff I don't need? 

I only make about $300 right now. My roommate got laid off from a scrappy job and he's been making $875/week. He just bought a brand new newest iPhone, wireless youtube speakers, surround sound all throughout the place, a huge tv, and he's been drinking all day everyday with premium brand liquor. 

My roommate has done nothing but drink the last 3 month's and I've supported him working at a gas station overnight for $10/hour. He was a waiter til he got laid off because of the virus. He made no where near the $875/week he's getting now from unemployment. 

He didn't even apply for unemployment til last week. Now he just got a check in the mail for $9000 for unemployment back to March.

I give a name and you decide if they're just a pie saying stupid stuff or being serious but very stupid.

A. Flowerchild

B. King Fart the Great

C. Fireball

D. No Chance Without Jesus

E. Hope is Certainty

F. Oleg

It gets windy in Scotland and no one wants to see that.