I do my best

I'm having a little difficulty with this.

I'm trying to get Javascript to alert() all <p> tags in a HTML page using the getElementsByTagName().

http://pastebin.com/GRkmEy70

It works fine with document.write but not as a pop-up window, which is what I need it to do.

The final result should simply be a pop-up box that says "bobisyouruncle"

Any help is greatly appreciated.

Right, basically I'm trying to figure out how to add a text field value to the end of an already defined array.

http://pastebin.com/PnAprJCN

Running the code simply makes the alert box display only what I typed in. I'm trying to make it have the words Tom,Tim,Lyn,Bob,Jack - if I typed in Jack and clicked for example.

If anyone can help I'd be very appreciative, although I'm trying not to make this a habit.

Right, I have a Javascript problem.

I am trying to get the most simple of code working and even then it still won't even kick in.

In my HTML document I have this

<form>

<input type="button" value="Click me!" onclick="displaymessage()" />

</form>

Sodding simple ***.

In my Javascript file I have this

function displaymessage()

{

alert("Hello World!");

}

No matter what I seem to do, no javascript wants to work at all. I have linked the HTML file to the external JS file, both are in the same folder etc....

If any of you can help, or know whats wrong I'd be infinitely grateful

I'm not really a religious person, but I was always told the story about how Lucifer managed 1/3 of heavens angels to turn against God.

Why did he rebel against God? He must have had proper reason to, he is always depicted as evil. But if rebelling against God makes him evil then that makes God seem too...much of an ***.

Anyone help me out here? Because if that all there really is too it, then how do we know Lucifer wouldn't have made a better God?

Which sentence is correct?

I'm an European

or

I'm a European

The second sounds right but the first sounds muddled to say due to the 'Eu' part of European.

with a large forehead, so there isn't much volume at the top of my head. Can anyone think of a decent hairstyle that won't fail - I'm very willing to cut it as short if need be.

http://img861.imageshack.us/i/mefront.jpg/

http://img7.imageshack.us/i/meside.jpg/

I don't consider myself an attractive person - but I'll be grateful for any help I can get.

I currently have 240 UCAS points from my A levels at sixth form.

I am currently on a foundation diploma for Art and Design level 3.

My university offered me a conditional place if I get 280 UCAS points.

Will my diploma course add up with my A level UCAS points, and if possible - does anyone know what a foundation course is worth in UCAS points? For Merit, pass and distinction?

Really appreciate any help you can give me.

I cannot seem to find any category that is 'specifically' video editing so I'm wondering what category primarily focuses on it.

I have tried UCAS but if you know please help, thanks.

Ok, I'm being kicked out of my Mums home - I have to leave by Wednesday, but I have no-where to go, no friends or relatives that can take me up temporarily, I have about 1500 pounds in the bank but I honestly don't know what to do or where I can go?

For an added question, when I run out of money - whats the best thing to do to get food or best place to sleep?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/jul/28/dav...

PM responds to fears that proposed immigration cap will harm trade links with New Delhi with new 'spirit of humility'

n a sign of what the prime minister will today describe as a new "spirit of humility" towards India, Downing Street is making it clear that Britain will consult Delhi over a proposed new cap on non-EU immigration.

Cameron's trip to India, which he will launch today with a speech to business leaders in the hi-tech centre of Bangalore, had threatened to be overshadowed by concerns in Delhi about the cap.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10589031

"It is critical to have a diverse staff group who are able to profile and recognise certain behaviour patterns and communications," the document says.

The report recommends better engagement with ethnic minority communities in order to boost recruitment and improve the image of the organisation.

To make sure we are politically correct, should more affirmative action for government spies be needed?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10589031

To make sure we are politically correct, should more affirmative action for government spies be needed?

I had a little argument with my mother this morning, she was saying would you like to go to Jamaica? - "Not really no" i replied, she then went on to say "is that because it is full of black people?" it was at this point where I became very defensive and demanded to know if she was joking or not - she wouldn't say and said my attitude was terrible, I asked her to apologize and said I would be willing to apologize for my reaction to her calling me a racist too, however she decided to confiscate my computer power cable instead as punishment.

Who was in the wrong here? Should I have let her make imflammatory assumptions about me and not tried to defend myself? She said that because I was 17 I had no right to an opinion.

It was about 4 years ago.

I once had a friend who was an utter ***** to me, she was literally a complete bully in primary and high school, she absolutely loved the fact that she had this mental dominance over me, of course I couldn't have a go at her seeing how we see each other practically every day, so even if I did do something she'd still be a *****, sometimes she would spread weird rumours about me at school, sometimes she would take me to the cinema and shout out 'he's groping me!' in the middle of it - getting me arrested.

One day I thought, "**** it" I'm not going to deal with this **** anymore, so when she called me I told her to stay the **** away from me, of course being the self righteous cow she is, she immediately came over to my house, came in and tried to find out what was wrong, I told her I was fed up with her being such a dominant ***** and such a *********, she looked like she was sorry, I honestly thought she was, then suddenly she says "If you wanted to me to be your slave you only had to ask" I was pissed, even now she was making fun of me, she was laughing, so I just let out a sigh and said.... "that so", I looked at her and she widened her eyes, I stood up, grabbed her and pushed her onto my bed, she didn't say anything but her eyes were wide open in shock.

I continued "then you won't mind me doing this right?" she didn't say anything she was still in shock at my actions, I went on "how does it feel knowing that the one you was always your dog is going to take away your innocence, how does it feel to be in this position, knowing that there is always someone dragging you down, how does it feel knowing that I, who have always been inferior in your eyes am about to change everything...?"

She looked at me straight in the eyes, then turned her head she was still bright red and clearly shaking, "I assume I have your consent?" she gave a little nod but she was breathing very heavily, we then continued, I took off her clothes, then took off mine, the box of unopened condoms was finally opened, she told me she's never done this before so she'd let me take control.... How brilliant! This ***** who had always been dragging me down was now being controlled by ME! We went on to do it, she was moaning and breathing fast all the way through it, she of course was also a virgin.... After that we were never the same, I no longer take the **** she gives me, and now she is actually a decent friend....

I had consent of course, in case you missed that out.

I did a download speed check, and it estimated that a 800 megabyte movie would take 19 minutes etc...

My download speed is 5.48Mb/s, according to speedtest.net, yet my torrent speeds pretty much stay capped at 120kB/s. which takes a lot longer.

How can I change this (if I can?)

In Ireland and the UK, we don't have the drink available (nor do we have Mountain Dew), and I regularly see it mentioned here in OCG, so...what does it taste like?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/row...

"A council today defended a decision to exclude white people from applying to join a management training scheme.

Bristol City Council is facing criticism after the two-year graduate placement, worth £18,000, was offered only to ethnic minorities"

One potential applicant, who did not wish to be named, told the Bristol Evening Post: "I am a tolerant white person who has lived in Bristol for 27 years.

"I am currently searching for a job and stumbled across a job advertisement on Bristol City Council's website that I see as totally racist.

"I feel the job itself would be an excellent opportunity for me to make use of the skills and qualifications that I have acquired. However, being white I am totally excluded from applying for the post."

found out yesterday that my account has been suspended because some people can't take another persons opinion.

I've only ever used the report feature in advertisement bots.

Have any of you been?

OK, my city had a gay pride parade yesterday and it makes me ashamed of being gay - I don't understand what is wrong with other gay people, taxpayers money was sent to this parade so we could all say how great it is being gay - I do NOT want that! I want to be recognised as an ordinary person - regardless of my sexuality.

I feel no need to celebrate being homosexual.

It seems every time we play Wii Sports she gets in a right huff whenever I beat her at snowboarding, football, basketball, I know she's bad at it, but i'm quite a competitive person -should I let her win every once in a while?