Will Ferrell

Well for humors sake, and since I'm not too knowledgeable about past and present computer parts, how terrible is my processor/RAM?

Under system properties it says:

Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4 CPU 1.70GHz

1.69 GHz, 256 MB of RAM

This is my parents computer and the computer I use since I haven't had it in my budget to purchase a new one.

What would be some good parts to get for a new gaming pc, as well as explaining what all the abbreviations mean. I know I could google, but I'd rather give someone imaginary internet points for doing the work for me.

I was with some buddies and we were passing around a delicious 'cigar' and one of them dropped it in a soda can. As of right now I have it inside a bowl filled with rice. I heard you can do this to wet cellphones to help absorb the water so I figured the same would work in this situation. I only really care about the 'tobacco' and the outside wrap is going to be thrown away. Are there any easier/quicker ways to dry this 'thing' off?

A friend of mine is in basic training for the Army right now and a group of us would like to send him a letter to show him we're still thinking of him while he's away. What are some do's and don'ts for sending a letter to someone in basic? We don't want to get him in trouble or embarrass him.

Anyways I was drunk last night at a friends house. I was laying down on this recliner when I had to use the restroom so I made my way to the stairs. Out of nowhere my balance went and my vision started to black over. Within seconds I was completely blind and a couple friends ran over to grab me. I was pale white and they brought me outside to sit on the porch. My vision came back rather quickly once i sat down. I drank some iced tea and sat outside for a good ten minutes. A few hours later I attempted to go back upstairs and the same thing almost happened. I was able to get myself outside before it got bad though. Anyways what's your opinion on what happened. Alcohol mixed with lightheadedness?

Yes this is a repost. I asked the question from my phone earlier and it was placed in the beauty & style section somehow. Anyways, what are some good songs that would suit a 10 year old girl? I have the job today to put music on my nieces iPod and need some help. Newer artists like Taylor Swift and Adele are already going on there so no need to suggest those. I would also like to throw in some older songs like Michael Jackson and The Beatles but don't know what songs to choose. Of course any artist can be suggested as long as they're relatively clean. Please say the artist and song of choice so I don't have to listen to a million songs today. Thanks!

I have the duty of putting music on my nieces iPod for Christmas. I would like to put actual good artists on it instead of the subpar screeching Disney stars that most girls like. Of course all relevant artists are welcome just nothing real vulgar. Song and artist if possible.

Earlier in the year I was given by my cousins fiancée a tea she made but I cannot figure out what kind it is. A little description of it is it's pink and color and tastes sweet like candy. It was served hot as well. I don't har any way of contacting her or else I'd ask her obviously. Any clue as to what kid it is? Thanks in advance.

My friends smoke marijuana quite often so for christmas I'd like to get them something along the same theme but I'm not very creative when it comes to gifts. I'm looking for something not too expensive. Somewhere around the $20 range for each person. Thanks in advance for any answers.

I'm going as a girl for Halloween and I have everything I need for my costume except what kind of shoes to wear. I wear size 13 shoe and have no clue where to look for ladies footwear that will fit me. Any help would be great and nothing too expensive please. I'm looking for anything $15 max

Okay well my computer is an old dell. (can't remember when i bought it) and i also bought a portable harddrive to take a lot of my pictures and videos off of it. the portable harddrive has a USB 3.0 plug which is also backward compatible with USB 2.0. the problem is that when i plug it in the installation program doesn't run, the icon for it doesn't show up on my computer and it says it has malfuntioned and windows doesnt recognize it. in all actuallity idk whats wrong with it but i think its that my computer has USB 1.0's and i cannot connect the hard drive. any help will be greatly appreciated

My friends and I are trying to do something extremely adventurous and want to move to a different country for a while. We're young and really want to experience all that the world has to offer. Yes this is a serious endeavor we want to partake in. Thanks for taking time with my question

A couple of friends and I are trying to look into going abroad to build houses for the needy (yes we have previous experience in construction/labor intensive jobs) but we do not know the whole routine involved with getting involved. Basically what we want to know is how much money are we going to need to save up in order to go to these destinations. And so you don't ask we do want to help people plus get a little vacation from America

i'm a young male (22) and really want to experience what the world has to offer. i want to go all over the world but i hate just visiting places. you don't fully experience somewhere if you're a tourist. i would like to take my first step on my life journey by moving to England for at least a few years. what kind of necessary steps are there in order for me to be able to do this? thank you for taking time with my question.

its the front and back left speakers. they seem to come back on whenever the bass hits hard. what could be the possible problem and how could i go about fixing it? thanks

I'm interested in finding out where my ancestors come from but I'm not that dedicated of a person.

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i'm a large guy and have an above average sized head so mostly all glasses look too small on me. Most of the time i have to look at the glasses big rappers have on to find a pair that will fit. any other advice or links to websites for people with big heads is greatly appreciated. no jokes on my big head. i think it's from the large doses of steroids i had to take as a kid but i'm no doctor

okay well i feel ignorant for even asking this but i will anyways. i recently visited Hungary and brought back homemade palinka. to me it's the best spirit i've ever had. to my friends however they find it gross and group it in with the alcohol like whiskey and gin. they are mostly beer drinkers and haven't really matured with their alcohol drinking. my question is is there anything i can mix with the palinka to lessen the taste for these juveniles without turning it into some dance club mix drink?

I'm currently in budapest and am leaving in the morning to go to germany. we're going through the mountains so i was wondering what music (songs mostly) would go good with the trip? i really want to have a good atmosphere to enjoy the scenery. i try to incorporate music into everything i do and any suggestions are acceptable unless it's country or you're being a troll

im going to those countries in a few weeks so i want to get a sense of what music im going to be listening to

i have a flight booked from raleigh NC to hungary. the problem is that i am no longer in north carolina and am in ohio. im planning on booking a flight from pittsburgh to raleigh to save me from driving back down to NC. the question i have is that would i have to pick up my luggage from baggage claim when i arrive in raleigh then re-check my bags for the flight to hungary? ive never checked my bags on a flight with multiple stops before so i'm rather confused