The Brown Cow [self-made]

Sooo, I'm writing a book. No duh. I usually don't have a problem with titles, but this one's a lil difficult. :L

My own two choices are 'Jonny On Fire' and 'Mockangels'. Which one would be best?? If you have any other suggestions that'd be great too. :]

Here's a rough summary of the novel :o:

Alright, there's this kid named Jonny from Seaham, Newcastle-Upon-Tyne. He comes home from school one day, and HOLY CRAP there's two winged guardians drinking tea in his kitchen. They tell him that his MIA father was Michael (THE Michael) and his mother was kidnapped by demons (that'll probably change, it sounds really juvenile LOL P:). In order to get her back, he has to participate in a trial against his eleven half-brothers, in order to receive the flaming sword and his own divine blood right.

Blah blah blah! :D

It's pretty lighthearted, considering it's all about fallen angels and stuff. Jonny escapes from his Heaven, learning that his mother actually had her memory wiped and placed with a fake family of golems, and nobody he knew remembers him, except a homeless guy he used to buy coffee on Sunday afternoons. The angels were lying, yaddayaddayadda, etc. etc.

Any thoughts? D;

We all know how most urban fantasies go: the MC is just chilling, goin' along with whatever, when BAM! A flying frigging FAERIE just jumps out at her/him and tells her/him, DAMN! You're actually the heir to the magical kingdom of Gandelphia, AND, to top it all off, you're the prophetic bearer of the mythical sword of Zanzibar! :O

My question is... how do I get from point A to point B? My protagonist's mother was kidnapped, and because he's a bit on the slow side he needs a little nudge to let him know she wasn't kidnapped by a human being. I'm not quite sure how to do that, though -- does he just wake up one morning and discover a few winged guardians sipping coffee in his kitchen, or what?

Anyone with any knowledge on this stuff, help mee please. :3

Okay. So, my novel is currently titled Going Endside. It's urban fantasy (LOL my faaaavourite genre ;D). I really want a new title for it, because, let's face it, Going Endside isn't half as kickass as the actual manuscript is.

The story's about a sixteen year-old guy who lives in Topeka, Kansas. He runs with gangs, and because of his Jersey accent they've nicknamed him Jersey (...). One night, Jersey and his friends are cornered by a rival gang, and after a brutal shootout, Jersey's running for his life with a promise to keep.

He finds himself slipping through Targes Square, a windy, twisty neighbourhood that's centuries old. As he slides into the final turn to safety, he realises he's not in Kansas anymore...

Jersey's slipped through to the Endside, where white-clad Phasers chase underground drug lords and grimy ghetto rats who deal in a mysterious substance called fog. Jersey made a promise to a dead man, and he has every intention to keep it. Along with Orson, the awkward courier for the local gang, Margaret, the assassin, and Saul, the blind Seer, they make their way through the Uncharted Woods to find the end of the Endside, and -- hopefully -- a way Outside.

That's not the actual pitch, just a rough outline of the major occurences in the novel. So, ya, it makes me look immature and uncool. WHAT'S NEW.

Hit me, B&A. I need some coolbeans titles.

I'm about thirty thousand words into my novel and GOT WRITER'S BLOCK.

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So here I am, killing time and procrastinating. What's a song, book, poem, website, movie or other form of expression that you find really inspirational? What inspires you the most?

Okay. So. AWKWARDNESS ASIDE.

I had a shredded hymen that had to be removed about ten months ago (it had become that way due to tampon use, strenuous exercise, etc.). But, when I had sex for the first time (two weeks ago), it was incredibly painful -- felt like stretching but a billion times worse. The second time it was even worse. Is this normal, and does it ever go away??

Thankies~

I mean really. Why do you care so much if I like girls or boys or somethin' in between?

How in the Sam Hill is that any of your gosh darn business?

Jeez louise.

My personal favourite is "athetits", but maybe it's just me.

Hes tall, with brown eyes, pale skin, and auburn hair with a lick of white on the front. Hes decently cute with a long nose. His best friend is named Orson. I would like something a teeny bit old fashioned, but ther than that anythings cool =)

Hes tall, with auburn hair with a lick of white near the front. He has brown eyes, pale skin, and is decently cute with a long nose. His best friends name is Orson.

Any suggestions, dudes an' dolls? :o

8-)

She's about sixty-ish, with iron gray hair, gray eyes, and pale skin. She's a faerie. Her original name (like a standin) was Madam Whitesnake, but I knew that had to be changed at some point. Any ideas?

what is this song??

I recently got one, and can't seem to make it work. Does any know how to do this appropriately?

Thanks!

... you're immediately a social pariah?

People in my school are permitted to discuss abortion extensively (by the teacher, and from a pro-life view), but when myself a my friend begin a talking about our pro-choice standpoint, we are told to either

a) leave the room

or

b) research abortion more extensively, because clearly we "know nothing about it."

WTF. I mean, come on. That's retarded.

Is this a sign from His Noodlieness? Should I attempt to sell it on eBay?

http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ai...

The only thing that appears to be keeping him from raping, murdering, and stealing is his belief in the christian "god".

What can I do to cheer myself up?