gwennthered

Mi esposo...él hace muchos pedos en nuestra cama. Lo afecta nuestro sexo. Qué puedo hacer? Él es como un cocina de gas!

I want to know your bunny noming etiquette...for science.

I got this wart a little while back on my hand. Didn't think much...but now it has grown...and is now EXACTLY in the shape of a goat's head, one of those scary big horned goats and there's even a weird slit/depression in the eye area.

I'm scared this is a sign. What could it mean?

I'm curious about how you envision the industry 10-20 years from now.

I'm just so EXCITED!!! I have no reason. I'm hoping you'll give me one - preferably something colorful and interesting to read. Then I can be even MORE excited!! YES.

I need to know.

Just wondering?

I've been planning to adopt a baby with special needs, which will already make them a target for bullies. I need a name that isn't easy to pervert or otherwise make fun of. My last thought for a girl child was Elizabeth, but then my hubs said they'd just call her "Elizadeth" *sigh* Suggestions?

Is there a way for me to check? I really hate the doctor and don't want to endure the copays if we can avoid it. I often pee when I sneeze or do jumping jacks. I saw on the internet that this might mean my bladder has fallen into my vagina. Is there something I can do at home to check if that's true?

We're going to be having company stay for a week soon, and I *really* need help with this. As far as I know my hubs has no food allergies, and I can't find any diet that does not make him stink to high heaven every darn day of the week. I've already forbid him to even drive past a Taco Bell - any other suggestions?

Tell me NOW! I must know. I'm making you a drink.

I can't afford a pest control person. I called and its like waaay expensive just to come out even if they don't catch the darn thing. I need some help. I'm pretty sure it is a raccoon...unless there is something else banded around the eyes. I hear they can have rabies, and I got the kids to worry about if the thing gets out and starts going nuts in the house. Ideas??? Can I just poison some food and leave it up there? I don't want it to suffer - something that would kill it quick. HELP??

I'm sooo curious.

I know, I know - this sounds stupid, but he's started to get into trouble at school lately (2nd grade) over it because even if he tries to be silent...well...he's still deadly. He's had bad gas since he was an infant, but no diagnosis of any GI disorders or food allergies. I don't want him to get into trouble or have friend problems. Any advice? It kills us here at home too, but I guess we're just used to dealing with it.

Is it Tourette's or something?

My daughter is severely allergic to most antibiotics. She has to wear a bracelet for the medics and everything! It is my understanding that if she comes into contact with semen from a man taking the medications she's allergic to that it could trigger a fatal reaction. So my question is, when she's married, if her hubs winds up needing one of these meds is it ok in the eyes of the Church for them to have sex using a condom to protect her during this period? Or do they have to abstain from sex?

Who got the best boom boom in the bedroom?

Nature gives us two eyes, two kidneys, two ears, etc. to make sure their vital functions don't cease even if we lose one. But isn't our reproductive function pretty darn vital? but we only get one penis or vag???

and why...