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Nice place to take a date, not ridiculously expensive

My girlfriend has had a silky terrier for 3 years, and has never disciplined it. The dog jumps on the table and takes food, and bites if you try to take something away from it. Recently we bought a Yorkie. The Silky will viciously attack the yorkie if you show it any attention at all. Please if anyone has a solution to this problem it would be greatly appreciated!

I had unprotected sex with my girlfriend a couple of months ago. I put on a lot of weight over the last couple of weeks, and I havent gotten my period in 23 years. Please help!

12+11=23, 10+13+23 , 20+3 ........you guessed it, 23. This is blowing my mind. How is this possible?

I am a 23 year old male. I like to think I have a broad pallete when it comes to women, and I would like to know how old is too old. What is the largest age descrepancy between you and your mate? What is acceptable?

He usually offers me really good advice, like the time he told me it would be delicious to eat the mushrooms growing on my basement floor, but sometimes its bad advice like the time he told me that what my mom really wanted for her birthday was a rabid possum. He goes by the name Capton Silly Pants the third, and he works at the corner bistro. Does anyone else know this caped crusader?

I popped a pimple on my chin and red puss came out. Whats going on, its usually white, but for some reason its red. Is this some kind of super pimple?

He usually helps me out when I write essays for English. His spelling is great but his grammer leaves something to be desired. Does anyone know how he is in math?

When I eat this delectable treat there is a party in my mouth, an absolute explosion of yellow flavor crystals. Mouth watering scrumtralescent deliciousness. Five Stars!

I have the powers of storm from the X men series. My girlfriend dumped me, and BAM Hurricane Katrina. Why did the San Diego wild fires start?..... because I stubbed my toe.

The Tsunami in Asia?........because I recieved a wicked papercut.

Whenever I go up Im bored out of my mind. I enjoy the peaceful environment and its a quiet place to study but its too much. My girlfriend always goes and does things with her family, and leaves me alone. Please give me advice.

I managed to trap a live racoon in my attic. He seems ferocious, but I bet after some TLC he will start to warm to me and my family.

My coworker finds it funny to pass gas in the elevator and then hit the emergency stop button. I find this disgusting, but she is beautiful and I have had a crush on her for the longest time. What should I do?

All I want to do is give him a hug.

Ive looked around the world, space, traveled through time, and even behind the dumpster (she usually hangs out there) but I couldnt find her. She owes me money. Does anyone know where she is?

The manager caught my friends and I, and he threatened our lives.