Triple07

I have a friend-group of around 3 friends at school. One of them, the clingy one, was only at that school for the last year. Anyways, this friend is clingy to all three of us, especially me because I'm a nice person, and it is getting REALLY ANNOYING. The only way I can get him to back off is by listening to music (headphones) and generally avoiding him, and the situation is... well, here we go. I don't want to exclude him or have to avoid him, and I think my other two friends feel the same way, but I'm pretty sure we're his only friends; It just so happens that today his old friend from Maryland found out he has cancer (no joke). He always talks about stuff that we don't really care about, and it is so constant that we're just getting sick of it. He's a bit of a nerd, and that's not the problem, but I do think it motivates him to hang around me because I actually do better than him in school even though, he's the type of kid that studies three hours for a test. My other two friends and I have healthy relationships, and we give each other plenty of space. We're all pretty funny, even my clingy friend, but the fact that we laugh at his jokes encourages him that we want him to constantly be around us. I don't know how to put this nicely, mainly because when this guy is a prick, he is like, a PRICK, but I just need him to realize that we don't want him to be by our sides 24/8.

I have one and I want to hear yours.

In the first 3D Nintendo game, Super Mario 64, and in various other "Super" Mario games, a common catch phrase of Mario upon entrance to the game is, "It's (uh) me Mario". Now, try and comprehend this. This phrase actually contains the word "Tsunami" which is a massive ocean wave.

It's (uh) me Mario

Tsu (its [uh]) n (the apostrophe actually is a place holder for "n", but game developers were Japanese and didn't completely understand our messed up English grammar) ami (a, m, and i, from mario): tsunami

Now, you may be thinking, well I could understand the "n" but using his accent to create a "u" is ridiculous! But the thing is, that is very important to the next step in this theory:

Because the "t" and "s" are consecutive in the original catch-phrase and the word tsunami, and the "u" just happens to be the questionable ending to the syllable, we can focus in on it.

"Tsu", happens to make the same sound as the word "sue" which is what a person does if they legally take money from somebody.

Therefore, the famous Mario catch phrase was actually the game producers way of saying, "I legit just took money from you!" which fits perfectly with the fact that you never would've heard it without buying their games.

*First of all, I would like to point out that what I am doing can be mistaken for feeding the troll, while it is not.

Sometimes when people are being annoying on the internet, such as here in Yahoo Answers, I decide to find troll questions and answer them scientifically. For instance, if a troll asked, "My pee is orange, will this make me pregnant?" I might say, 'Having orange pee is a result of having less water in your body. Pregnancy involves an embryo developing while it relies on material from its maternal figure. The only way the orange pee may be related to you being pregnant is that the fetus is taking most of the water you have swallowed within a likely-proximity of 4 hours, assuming your body is functioning normally; however, it is unlikely that the fetus may require such quantities before you knew you were pregnant, so this is extremely improbable on top of this unlikelihood.'

Moral: I find it very funny to go really far with taking a troll's question seriously because it angers them to not have emotional responses.

Anybody else?

You know those ones that say stuff like, "If you don t copy and paste this comment three times your parents will die."

I also find it creepy that some advertising comments are really stupid and obviously nobody would visit the sites, yet, despite this, the comments around it are corrupt with the same message and there are so many that I don t think a bunch of trolls just did it all at once.

I'd really like to see some super original ones for inspiration. Don't worry I ain't writing a book, so I won't plagiarize if you are going to write with these.

I exist at any given fraction of a second going down as far as I want because I live in this space-time-continuum, which can go down to be less than the speed of light which is like 0.00006(blahblahblah), or something right. So does that mean I exist faster than the speed of light and therefore AM faster than the speed of light (not running); take in mind that verbs like: is, are, am <---those are actions. Answer plz, thx.

Ex: Well pumpkins are obviously orange, but is my orange the same as your orange?